professional internet athlete

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Joined May 2008
we still out here
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when the weather finally turns cold again, i feel like a brand new person
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unlucky is a skill issue
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cant believe its not luck
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shockingly this is still the case
nerding out on diet and exercise
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nerding out on diet and exercise
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default conflict
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you can learn a lot about someone by looking at their last 10 amazon orders
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hi second brain
i am a crm, not a dossier
life is a rug sendtweet
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being an adult is a rug sendtweet
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batteries are a rug sendtweet
two exclamation points in an email, that’s where we’re at now
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i load the dishwasher like it’s a game of tetris
today’s the day we all go back to larping as job havers
i don’t like alcohol in ice cream just like i don’t like alcohol in cake
looking for exotic fruits on the internet to feel something 🍈