new variant of the “Messi-like” performance joke just dropped:
Shows up late; does 30 minutes of the bare minimum amount of work; leaves immediately at EOD
Clearly the secret of scoring 6 goals at home against the LA Galaxy is starting Daniel Edelman in midfield
I knew this wasn’t a good sign in the Members+ portal #RBNY
.@OptaMLS Out of all the managers to have participated in the Hudson River Derby, 50% have been bald. Depilated. #RBNY
HISTORY: Sergio Camello becomes the first player to score against Barcelona and Real Madrid and review ‘Yakarta’ on Letterboxd
Michael Bradley, I’m calling Child Protective Services. #RBNY
Paulo Dybala & Donyell Malen all of a sudden
UNO, DUE E 3⃣
Malen segna il terzo gol per noi, è la sua seconda tripletta in 🟡🔴
#RomaFiorentina 3-0
The RBA concourse will be a warzone 😔
It's official! 🎀🩵
@HelloKitty Day is October 4th! Get your tickets now: gothamfc.com/schedule/angel-…
Rayo jerseys for the past 5 years, compared to Umbro’s work with other clubs, have been so simultaneously uninspired yet too busy that I’m convinced Raúl Martín Presa is personally intervening to piss me off






























