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I’m a mammal, I stand between six inches and twenty-three feet tall, and passenger on spaceship Earth.

United States
Joined January 2009
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Your father has cheated on every one of his wives including your mother.
I truly hate disloyal people
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making myself laugh by imagining Reagan saying "don't tear down this wall" and only realising 24 hours later
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Guys, this isn’t the way to handle politics. Really? Yelling at Stephen Miller? What you should do is engage him a polite debate until he loses track of the time and then it’s dawn and he gets hit by sunlight and turns to ash nitter.gq/BuzzFeedNews/status/10…
Stephen Miller threw out $80 of sushi after a bartender flipped him off and swore at him, the Washington Post reported buzzfeed.com/remysmidt/steph…
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Congrats to @nerfect who won my #drawthisinyourstyle give away! (See my story for the random pick) look at this amazing rendition!! Thanks again to everyone that entered ❤️❤️❤️… instagram.com/p/BlECyM7BhiD/…
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Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy nitter.gq/steven_nokes/status/10…
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who your favorite superhero is says a lot about you. if it's spiderman, you're full of anxiety and self-doubt. if it's superman, you have a god complex. if it's thor, you love throwing hammers at people.
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The movie may not be a classic, but the monsters by Carlo Rambaldi are incredible. So awesome. #Svengoolie
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Replying to @swear_trek
I love how Vulcans express no emotion except constant irritation at the bullshit they have to put up with.
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When the president of the United States vaguely threatens to put two national newspapers out of business by the end of his second term, we should take it at least as seriously as Obama once using a selfie stick.
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REMINDER: For the next two weeks, ALL PROCEEDS from the purchase of Sleeping Giants merchandise, including this mighty handsome Snapback lid, will go to @RAICESTEXAS, who is building a database to get kids separated from their parents back to them. cottonbureau.com/products/th…
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Saturn's Day, your weekend to clean the basement where the family keeps Uncle Cronus.
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We’re...we’re at number 8 aren’t we.
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White folks: giving money to legal support, Black/indigenous/migrant-led organizing *is* taking action. I get we want to show up and be heroes, but shifting resources (whenever we can) is an important act of justice.
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They overwhelm us w/ injustice. There’s so much pain. It’s hectic & we are trying to triage so many open wounds. This barrage of injustice is a tactic to send us into submission - to force us into a place where we lose our humanity. Don’t submit. Stay human. We have power. ✊🏽
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June 30. Find an activity near you. Fill the streets. March. Reclaim your country. FamiliesBelongTogether.org nitter.gq/justinhendrix/status/1…
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All it takes is a change in a law or policy and just like that, you now belong to a group that is no longer “legal” or “protected”. Naturalized citizens are already targeted as the next group for this process. nitter.gq/matthewacherry/status/…
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If the last 500 days have taught me anything it’s that racist assholes HATE being called racist assholes but not enough to stop acting like racist assholes.
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Refusing to allow the Red Cross to access detention facilities where children are being held is the kind of behavior we've come to expect from the likes of Bashar al-Assad and Kim Jong-un. It's called weaponized humanitarian access, and it's a human rights violation. nitter.gq/RedCross/status/100948…
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Dont worry. Read the 4543 other Married To The Sea cartoons at marriedtothesea.com
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