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2026.11 もふも吻…🦭何度でもっていうか撮った写真全部載せたいかわいさ❣️(1〜2→さいごう、3〜4→るる) #サンピアザ水族館 #ゴマフアザラシ #さいごう #るる
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the last time a democrat won a US senate seat in Kansas we still had ivory-billed woodpeckers and thylacines
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I HAVE A NEWS FOR YOU BITCHHH
Texas is not going blue. Don’t listen to the activist media.
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which one do we like more i cant decide
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Matter of fact learn dabke too
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Local reptile store keeps posting videos of their garter snakes eating diced up fish These animals 😭
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This is who controls all of the government
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being gay always comes before being a reporter
Anderson in the back hearing Mariah Carey’s name and tuning in. 😭
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ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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Wow.
A 2007 clip of Abdul El-Sayed delivering the commencement speech at the University of Michigan is going viral. "Like any true Michigan man, I'm always eager to spread the good word about Michigan."
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the U.S. army was so fucking funny for this
checking the latest polls
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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he needs to keep getting in front of cameras and steering the party. just like this
Zohran Mamdani: “It’s not enough for us as Democrats to win power. We have to use that power to deliver change that Americans can feel in their wallets. When you look at these campaigns, if we want to speak about James Talarico, he campaigned on a vision for universal childcare. If you want to talk about Keisha Lance Bottoms, she campaigned on a vision of cutting red tape to build housing. If you want to talk about Jocelyn Benson, she campaigned on a moratorium for data centers. What I’m excited to see now is a recognition that the work is only just starting and this has to be delivered for working people across the country”
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Everyone, absolutely everyone, is a seal friend🤝🦭
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HAHAHAHA YOU MFs NEED SAFE SPACES
Places that are still safe: 1. Florida 2. Tennessee 3. West Virgina 4. Oklahoma (Except for Tornadoes) 5. North Dakota 6. Montana 7. Arkansas
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Bro got pinkeye but doesn’t want to treat it so it runs away
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i hope you guys know that when i say “baby seals” that refers to all seals because they are all precious angel babies regardless of seal species or age :) Like Potechi: he’s an old man, but he’s also a little baby 😇
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