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Enetomhe O. retweeted
We (@danelenergytech) have a solar project to setup in Somolu today. Activeeeeee.
Hi, @NigeriaCAA @mikeachimugu01 trying to find staff on duty, my 6pm @flyunitedng flight delayed by 2 hours+. I went down to check-in counter to ask for my refreshments and they told me the aircraft will land in 7mins, still insisted on refreshments, waiting to see what next.
Enetomhe O. retweeted
Ownership is not a feeling. It's a decision.
Most people treat their standards as a response to their environment performing when conditions are good, pulling back when they're not.
I've built my entire career on the opposite principle.
Enetomhe O. retweeted
At 32 I was editing Papa Ajasco and Super Story, trying to become a director.
One night officers who had been drinking shot me through my car. I am 47 now. The hand is dead. I edit with my left hand for $10 and $20 so my children can eat. I won in court.
The police have ignored the judgment since 2015. The officer’s name is in their own report. Ayuba Philip ID 257745.
Please tag em until @TunjiDisu1 & @CspIniedu see this impunity. Thank you
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Enetomhe O. retweeted
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Enetomhe O. retweeted
I spent 47 days as one of several thousand African migrants seeking to enter Europe through the Sahara Desert and the Mediterranean Sea.
Story on @fijnigeria tomorrow, Thursday and on Friday.
Enetomhe O. retweeted
There's an ancient Chinese story:
Two peasants were tilling the fields outside the Imperial Palace, one asks the other "If the Emperor is the richest man in the world, what do you think his life is like?"
The second peasant thought deeply, leaned on his hoe and replied "The Emperor must be so rich his hoe is made of gold and he plows his field on the softest cushion made from fine silk."
Enetomhe O. retweeted
So… my daughter tried Rollercoaster Tycoon for the first time ever. She made all the rides free so “everyone can ride” because she has a kind heart. Then she ran out of money. She then started charging on everything, including the bathrooms.
Greatest game of all time.
At this point, you should feel left out if you aren't being bombarded with ads and invitations to invest in our shining light aka the people's IPO aka Poverty Alleviation Refinary IPO (copied this from someone).
Enetomhe O. retweeted
My dislike for apple is grounded on vendor locking not because I'm a PC guy. I would always pick a product that adheres to open standards and open protocols not one that forces you into a proprietary prison where you can only use their product. – at Furah, Nigeria
I used to be that guy that had this irrational stupid hatred of apple being a PC guy and I got over it when I finally caved and came to the conclusion apple makes the best tablets and got an iPad pro and loved it. Now I just view apple products as tech like any other brand and I'm seeing android users just attack this thing because it's Apple and it's annoying af. I can't believe I used to be like that lol. We have great smartwatches now because apple changed the game. Remember how shit android wear was before apple showed everyone how it was? Apple having a foldable is just going to result in better Samsung and Google foldables so what is there to hate?
#iphoneduo
Can't remember reading anything so poorly written on recent time. Part of what worries me is that you can tell some amount of effort was put into this.
A chilling encounter with four shabbily dressed policemen who threatened to shoot at me last last night…
The full story:
I left the State House in Marina at 10:46pm yesterday after my final work engagement, heading home; first, to pick up a stuff I was to deliver to a journalist colleague at The Nation newspaper on Fatai Atere Way in Matori, Mushin.
We had agreed to meet at the newspaper’s office at 8pm but I forgot to carry the item I was to deliver while I rushing out to work earlier in the day.
I also had a plan to visit a hospital to see my family’s newborn and the mother after leaving The Nation newspaper’s office.
Unfortunately, I left work late.
So, I called the journalist colleague who was still in the office if he could tarry for me, while I quickly drove back home to pick the item and meet up with him at Fatai Atere Way to deliver the item.
Item delivered to the receiver.
Then, I thought of stopping at the hospital, too, about 10km away from the newspaper’s office.
Time was already 11:34pm when I departed The Nation’s office, heading to the hospital via Daleko Road — the easiest arterial route to get on the Apapa-Oshodi Expressway.
I was on the arterial road around 11:36pm, but the vision was pretty poor due to the drizzling rain smearing my windscreen.
At a particular spot on the stretch, I noticed a passenger mini bus (painted in commercial bus yellow) in front, moving slowly right in the middle of the two-lane road inward Daleko Bridge.
I honked at the driver to pull over to the side to allow me to drive past. The mini bus, however, narrowed the path further, forcing me to immediately apply brake.
I flashed my headlights to full intensity to see what the bus driver was up to.
To my horror, I saw a hooded occupant sticking out his head from the middle seat of the unregistered mini bus, flagging me down. The full light revealed the shadows of other occupants, clearly indicating the danger of getting too close to the mini bus.
I was extremely terrified!
“Oh my God! These guys seem to be robbers,” I yelled at myself.
There was no other vehicle riding on the road at the time; we were the only two vehicles on the road in the first 3 mins of the encounter.
I immediately put my vehicle in reverse, trying to escape from what might be coming. Then, the first occupant got out of the mini bus, wearing black armless jacket with vague insignia and holding a gun.
My heart literally jumped out of my chest.
I had moved about 7 metres back, but stopped the vehicle when I saw the gun-wielding hooded man approaching faster.
The second occupant got out of bus with a tear gas gun. This made me think they might be policemen.
My heart started beating again.
The third occupant got out, holding a gun. The driver parked in the middle of the road and came down too.
I slowly wounded down, staring frighteningly at the armed men as they walked towards me.
“Come down, we want to search your boot,” one of them barked at me.
They didn’t identify themselves. The “police” tag on the jacket one of them was wearing was barely visible.
I complied with their order. I got out gently, walked to the back to open the boot of my SUV. One of them searched, while I stood there, still recovering from the horror that had gripped me.
Well, I usually don’t leave any item in my boot other than the spare tyre, hydraulic tools and road safety gears that are meant to be there.
Since he didn’t see anything to complain about, the hooded guy requested for my driver’s licence.
I said: “Oga, I don’t think the manner with which you just approached me is appropriate. Now, you are asking me for driver’s licence by this time of the day.
I’m going to the hospital, pls.”
“If you like, be going to church. It’s none of our business. Get your vehicle’s and driver’s licence out now,” the hooded “gun-wielding man hollered.
1/3
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Enetomhe O. retweeted
Lagos rent didn’t just “go up.”
Six different things went wrong at the same time and they all push in one direction.
Let me explain it like you’re 5
Imagine one market. Two types of buyers.
Person A earns naira. Person B earns dollars.
The dollar person’s money got 3x stronger. The naira person’s got weaker.
Same houses. Both bidding. Guess who wins every single time?
Enetomhe O. retweeted
As you read this, BUK final-year student Maryam Isah Shehu is STILL inside Suleja Correctional Centre.
She missed her final exams on Saturday. Why? Because after the @officialEFCC used public pressure to perform "leniency" and drop charges, bureaucratic games kept her behind bars. 👇
Olukoyede Orders Withdrawal of Charges against Maryam Shehu, Abubakar Shuraim Abdulhamad
The Executive Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Mr. Ola Olukoyede has compassionately ordered the withdrawal of charges preferred against Maryam Isah Shehu and Abubakar Shuraim Abdulhamad, who were, on Thursday August 20, 2026 arraigned before Justice Joyce Abdulmalik of the Federal High Court, Abuja , for alleged cybercrime and peddling malicious information against the Commission.
While the Commission considered the arraignment of the two defendants for cyber stalking to be contrary to Section 24(2) (c) of the Cybercrimes (Prohibition, Prevention, Etc) Act, 2015 (As Amended) 2024 and punishable under Section 24 (2) (c) (ii) of the same Act, the Executive Chairman, nonetheless, considered the passionate pleas and apologies of Shehu’s father and appeals of well-meaning Nigerians for leniency.
To this end, he has directed that charges filed against the two young Nigerians be dropped and warned that the EFCC would no longer tolerate any wilful attack on its image in any form, medium or platform.
The EFCC’s boss assured Nigerians that the Commission would continue to function in line with its assigned mandate and in the best interests of the nation.
Enetomhe O. retweeted
Who has espadrilles and can deliver by 9 AM today—blue and black in 43/44?
Please RT
Enetomhe O. retweeted
Iceland has a breed of sheep that nobody breeds for meat, because for a thousand years it has been bred for one quality only. Judgement.
They are called forystufe. Leader sheep. Taller, longer in the leg, narrower through the body, oddly marked, and always at the front, with their heads up while the rest of the flock has its head down. When they move, the flock moves. Nobody votes.
A proven leader sold for two or three times the price of a good sheep. Bloodlines became famous. When a great one died, the farm kept the head.
And the claim attached to them sounds like folklore until you read the records. They know the weather is coming, sometimes a full day out. If the leader will not leave the barn on a morning that looks perfectly fine, you do not move the flock. Farmers arranged their winters around the opinion of a sheep, and wrote it down as fact.
Autumn round-up, 1884. A large flock is being driven across the interior when a blizzard comes down on open sand and rock. Every landmark goes. You cannot pitch a tent on that ground and turning back is worse than going on.
At the front is a ram called Surtur, from Svinavatn, already known as a superior leader. The fjallkongur, the man running the round-up, makes a decision. He hands the whole thing to the sheep and tells his men to stay together.
A third of the way across, Surtur stops, turns, and walks back down through the flock to find the men. His face is packed solid with ice and he cannot see. They clear it. He returns to the front and walks back into the weather.
He comes back for the same service several more times that night. Nobody has to fetch him.
Then he stops and will not move at all. The men feel about and find grass under their boots, which tells them they are off the desert and nothing else whatsoever.
At dawn the storm eases and they work out where they are.
They are standing on the exact spot the round-up stops every year after crossing the sands. Surtur had halted there since he was a lamb. Afterwards the fjallkongur told his owner that without the ram, men would have died out there as well as sheep.
There are fewer than 1,500 leader sheep left, all of them descended from one district in the north east. Iceland recognised them as a breed of their own in 2017. There is a small museum out there, run by a local teacher, with the heads of the great ones on the wall and a coffee blend named after the animals. The saying on the wall is that if you wear clothes made from their wool, you will always find your way home.
Genetic work has since confirmed they really are distinct from every other Icelandic sheep. The folklore was right. Folklore usually is, out where the weather kills people.
No laboratory. No pedigree software. No genome. Just farmer after farmer, century after century, watching which animal was at the front when the light went, and breeding from that one.
A thousand years of selecting a sheep for its judgement, and at the end of it they built it a museum.
And here we are, in the country that calls them stupid.
Enetomhe O. retweeted
@TemiPopoola_ @ngxgrp
Dear Temi and the NGX Team,
Warm greetings from the GreenTickertales community.
We are investor advocates and passionate promoters of the Nigerian capital market. Through our X Spaces under the GreenTickertales banner, we help Nigerians at home and abroad navigate the investment landscape with clarity, confidence, and credible information.
Recently, we have received a steady stream of questions about NGX Group. In our view, no one can present the Exchange’s vision, progress, and opportunities more authoritatively than NGX itself. With this in mind, we would be honoured if you would join us as guests on an X Space to share NGX’s story directly with the investing public.
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Our community would greatly value hearing from the Exchange on key issues, including:
• NGX’s strategic plans for investors over the next 5–10 years
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We believe a direct conversation with NGX will go a long way in resolving misunderstandings, building trust, and aligning expectations between the investing public and the Exchange.
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GreenTickertales hosts one of the largest and most engaged investment communities in Nigeria. It is an erudite, respectful, and solution-oriented audience, and we are confident that this engagement will help answer many of the pressing, unanswered questions in the market today.
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