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“With this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth” #HazbinHotelRP #HelluvaBossRP #MVRP

“Why is everyone talking about that TV guy and Bambi again? They get back together or something stupid?”

“You know, once of the benefits of my position in hell, is for the last several years, miss absentee queen being gone has allowed me to get all that power she would have held, just a warning to Lucy, if you give me a chance I’ll take even more power.”

“And where did she end up? Hell. And where have I been for thousands of years now?”

“Ehh, never got to see any mythical stuff when alive, all that stuff happened after our time”

“Ugh… I always had the brains between us… do you seriously not recognize me? I know it’s been thousands of years, but I am Eve.”

“Ugh… Lilith, don’t get me started on her and Lucifer, the two tricked me into eating a damn apple, dooming myself and a chunk of humanity to hell”

“Lucky you, most of my reputation has come from the fact I’m to blame for everyone being here”

“Damn”

“Yeah, once you gain enough power in hell, you can make it your own paradise easily”

“Oh, well welcome to hell, took you long enough”

“I wonder how Adam is doing in paradise”

“Being stabbed a few times is better than being eternally damned Adam. Especially since I’m stuck down here with them.”

“I’m bored, so I’ll let you mortal souls, hellspawn, and unsightly angels amuse me.”

“Honestly they were obsessed with both of us, probably now just you because they haven’t fully ruined your life yet.”

Eve was just sitting with a drink in hand as she had her rapier stabbing into the ground by her.

“Yet another day I’ve managed to stay in heaven, if I didn’t know any better I’d think the old man wasn’t as all seeing as he’s meant to be”