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Joined March 2011
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Jaxson Dart invites JJ McCarthy over to the crib to “play Madden.”
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Average Pep Guardiola sentence
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College football is a place where a baby riding a bronze pig makes perfect sense and will likely be a deeply meaningful family photo for decades to come
Hang it in the louvre 🐖
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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party at Deshaun's???? 🥳 @ticketmaster | #DawgPound
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“He looks like Saliba, let’s buy him” 😭
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CFB Saturday + World Series
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AJ Brown on the Patriots
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Everything is quiet now 🗣️🗣️
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Absolutely love how MLB’s only way of policing check swings is “old man 100 feet away just eyeballing it”
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This potential World Series is so poetic, it’s almost a video game. Defeat the big bad dragon final boss, only to realize that the true endgame is that you must defeat yourself (the Rays). The true enemy is always the mirror. The brewers have to prove they are the class of MLB.
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Not gonna lie… this moves me 👁️
NEW: 24-team College Football Playoff bracket seeded based on the Week 8 AP Poll👀 on3.com/news/24-team-college…
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The FIRST time in the AP Poll era that 5 of the Top 7 teams fall on the same day 😱
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Cool Neyland Facts: it’s actually called Neyland S Stadium, the midfield logo is sideways and inside the 20, the left side of the field is wider than the right side of the field, one end zone says “ALABAMA”, and no real pictures of the stadium exist so you gotta AI it.
SEC Nation is headed to ROCKY TOP! Alabama vs. Tennessee at Neyland Stadium…The 3rd Saturday in October is here. FIRST time experiencing Rocky Top and I’ve heard there’s NOTHING quite like 100,000+ fans inside Neyland Stadium. SEE YOU SATURDAY, KNOXVILLE!
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Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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This single scene makes this entirely true
unironically one of the funniest character designs of all time
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The sassy man apocalypse will never end
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"If you kill yourself I'm telling everyone that you had a fart feti-"
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They’re gonna flex Guardians-Brewers World Series to those TV’s on the gas station pump
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