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pls try again tomorrow

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I’ve changed my mind this is hilarious
oh it’s horrendous what’s funny is there is some tracking Lü Bu is “Bullard-Lundmark”
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“Your next assignment is to seduce the CEO of one of America’s largest tech companies” “Wow, that sounds really challenging. I’ll need to use every skill I have” “Not really. Just be moderately attractive and not unpleasant to be around. That’s literally all it takes”
It’s so funny that China is just spymogging us into irrelevancy because they learned that all you had to do was teach mid choid bitches a few party tricks and how to not act like a bitch and it outperforms western women by an order of magnitude & I don’t even like Asian women.
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LampBearer retweeted
René Girard on why the business world is more creative than the intellectual world: “Intellectuals are often contemptuous of business and business people; but in business, you can at least distinguish the successful people from the unsuccessful people. If your business is losing money, you will immediately ask what your competitor is doing much better. And you'll start imitating your competitor. But if you are an intellectual, you will manage to rationalize things in such a way that you always want to do the opposite of your competitor. Therefore, you'll hide the fact of imitation better. A businessman who is responsible for a business will immediately imitate his competitor. That's why the world of business today is probably more creative in relative terms than the intellectual world. It is the last creative world because, in intellectual life, you don't dare to imitate others.” From CBC Ideas
“... I think [this] the meaning of the sacrifice of Isaac, which marks the abandonment of human sacrifice. What's extraordinary about this Biblical text is that it first shows us an Abraham who is still obedient to the system of human sacrifice. It shows the obedience first: it shows that it's out of that obedience that true change becomes possible.” — René Girard
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Elon would’ve just given her a tour of the Terafab floor, a Cybercab ride home, possibly a baby if she wasn’t too pushy about the GPUs
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If Jensen Huang is forced to resign, blackmail becomes more powerful. People shouldn't get into the morals game on this one. He and his wife can work it out. As for everyone else. You are old. (I am, too, no shade.) Nobody hot wants to sleep with you. Unless she's a spy.
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The next Western leader on his state visit to Malaysia nitter.gq/kunley_drukpa/status/2…
China puts data centers in Malaysia to get access to compute they can't get in China due to sanctions. The US puts data centers in Malaysia because every state bans data centers. AGI happens. Malaysia nationalizes all the data centers and becomes the sole hegemon of the world.
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Quick! Get Steve on that government dating app
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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Liu Bei was purely a warlord of chaotic times; his Shu Han regime levied extremely heavy taxes and the people lived in misery. Romance of the Three Kingdoms is written entirely from the perspective of the Han imperial house and the vested interests. The one who truly tried to
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Big coincidence that Google announces big DC investment in M’sia and simultaneously, a new phishing scam hits from out of nowhere.
I am beginning to see malware distributed via Whatsapp messages locally in Malaysia. Messages from lawyers, engineers containing malware. Be safe. 🚨‼️ SECURITY ALERT – POTENTIAL VIRUS / HACKING THREAT ‼️🚨 ⛔ Please do not open or download the attached file. It may contain malicious software designed to steal your passwords, personal information, and other sensitive data. 🛡️ For your safety: 🗑️ Delete the file immediately. 🔗 Do not click any suspicious links or attachments. ⚠️ Avoid sharing or forwarding the suspicious file. 📢 Please share this warning with your friends and family to help protect them from potential scams, viruses, and hacking threats. 🙏 Thank you for your attention and cooperation. Stay alert and stay safe!
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Was having family time at the hotel pool in Kuala Lumpur, got to talk with a 9yo. He said he loves rockets, but hates Elon Musk Image relevant
The amount of pro-Elon bots on this site are ridiculous. Ain’t no way this many people support this literal comic book supervillain.
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There are four kinds of Asian: Rice, Mountain, Jungle and Horse
Race scientists tell us there are three kinds of Asian: Rice, Jungle, and Horse. Authorities say the assimilation of this young Horse Asian girl into suburb nosering tattoo shitlib porn culture may mark a worrying new low in global spiritual decline
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“Trick or Treat!” “This is not a registered household for the Resident Network’s Trick or Treat programme, which exists so that participating households can prepare a set amount of treats based on a confirmed number of child participants. Unregistered households which have made no contributions are prohibited from participating as this is unfair to registered households. According to Singapore Law Trick or Treat-ing at this household therefore carries a fine of SG$300”
This is the most Singaporean thing ever lol
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Today I want to show you something I never saw anywhere else But I see them all over Portugal (and apparently Spain too) They're giant warehouses in the middle of nowhere with big red signs saying MEGA CHINA, HIPER CHINA, MAXI CHINA, or even GRANDE CHINA They're shops by Chinese immigrants from a single place in China, the Zheijang province (where Alibaba is also from) The story is that they came to Southern Europe in the 1990s and 2000s and built these shops They started as small shops but then during the financial crisis in 2008, there was suddenly lots of super cheap warehouses from bankrupt Portuguese companies so they took them over and turned their tiny shops into massive stores Now they're anything but small, they're MEGA CHINA It's a tight family run network with a few distribution hubs that supply the shops and in the hubs then get supplied by container ships from China. Way more advanced than I first thought China is everywhere, even in the middle of nowhere in Portugal! (Part 2 in reply)
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The lore on Javin is incredible. Crypto bro just like the rest of us he lost enough money on LUNA to buy a landed house but grinded it out and is now winning international tailor awards. He made my wedding suit too. Top tier Singaporean.
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There is no way the buildings on the top here cost more to build than the buildings on the bottom (Stockholm and Kiev serves as examples) but builders and developers and architects like to claim beauty is expensive. What we can tell though is that actual beauty adds on average 15% to the price of individual new builds and that the value increase compounds when you have entire streets and ensembles built in a harmonious style.
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creativity by definition is about tinkering at the edges, frontier-maxxing, venturing forth into the unknown an LLM by definition is a line hugging the statistical mean this is why "AI art" is an oxymoron
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openai's internal model still has not produced a single result in gender studies
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La mejor que ví hecho con IA hasta ahora. 10/10
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Sue to get Indonesia to restore the sale of gas? In what court? If posers in Geneva say “sorry you lose”, who’s gonna enforce the verdict on the loser? Bef anyone says Pedra Branca, that was a family dispute. MY & SG wd honour the verdict whichever way it went Others? Not so
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