grapes at the farmers market retweeted
#ImWeakFor a girl who will kiss you first :)
every single time my law school friends say something about their work I'm sooooooooooo glad I gave up practicing law lmao. every single thing they say makes me weep for them
are you coming to my halloween party? I'm making a double batch of my soft pretzels but I think we need one more food item. what do we think folks
the ONLY downside to being married is not being able to talk to randoms all day on dating apps. but that's fucking the texts guy for texts
gotta brush my hair. gotta paint my nails. gotta eat something. gotta clean the sink. gotta take my meds. gotta walk the dog. can anyone else relate
me and sunshine are trying to be brave but we're very upset that aj isn't coming home until thursday :(





