I drink too many diet drinks and will die from it. Cats and various other small animals are very important to me | He/Him/31

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Joined July 2009
I know it’s late at night but I want to say again, thank you all so much for following me and being my friend. I’m a simple geeky man and having even one person reply or like anything I post makes me jubilant. I’m happy to know all of you, even if it’s just a little bit.
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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they should do The Dropout season 2 going through the trial and after with Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes again and then when they get to You Can See Everything filming Elle Fanning plays Amanda Seyfried
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Honestly? I had a great time watching clayface, I really hope more mainstream comic book adaptations take swings like this
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Beginning to realize that my lack of libido is probably the depression. Who knew
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Ate chipotle for the first time in months and honestly it may have been the best meal I’ve eaten in weeks
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Cat STARES into camera in COMPLETE BETRAYAL after FEEDER SPITS OUT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF FOOD
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Watch an expert archer at work
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is it so wrong to want to be a gremlin
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Now this is what life is about
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REN FAIRE SQUAD PHOTOS
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Never let me near a turkey leg again
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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Hes got a couple good points tbh
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RIP Eric Bauza, the man who brought the Mel Blanc scream back to the Looney Tunes and so much more.
They kind of did. Though Eric Bauza will be the first to tell you Mel Blanc was irreplaceable and he’s lucky enough to have just a fraction of his talent, he’s also the modern voice actor who gets the closest to nailing the classic Mel Blanc scream.
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(During sex) well this is just fantastic
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This little man was separated from his sisters today because he was too high energy. He also bit my nose
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yeah
You know his hole and balls stink so good
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how does one fix their libido
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My biggest sin is that I continue to take and take from little free libraries while having contributed nothing back to them. I’m a monster
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