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Maverick. Trailblazer. The only man ever to pay full price for a DFS sofa. The most realistic football and golf fan on here… probably…

London, England
Joined February 2011
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What a stupid day today has been for Britain. Migrant home sec asks migrants about migration. Decides migration is fine and you can pay for it. Calls that fair because she’s a migrant or something. Descendants of freed slaves demand reparations from the descendants of the people who freed them. Usurper PM open to it. Because… vibes? Oh. And don’t forget to make sure you’ve got 3 days worth of bottled water and baked beans in case everything you’ve paid for stops working. Resilience something something. 👍
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🚨NEW: A UK bank chief executive, reacting to John Healey's decision to raise the bank's profit surcharge said: "Taxing the engines of growth to reduce VAT on gherkins is end-of-Rome level of stupidity" [@FT]
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As many of us have suspected for a very long time
It has been revealed that 39 civil servants have ben sent to the BBC, C4 & ITV to help write & advise on contentious news items such as Channel boat crossings, "climate change" & the COVID pandemic. The govt tries to control the narrative.
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⁦@MrTCHarris⁩ asks THE question…
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Haven’t had breakfast yet. Might skip it entirely unless David Lammy agrees to speak to me.
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This is pure populist nonsense… @ZackPolanski says “there are people who go to bed each night and earn more money in a night than this entire neighbourhood could earn in a year” … apparently we need to tax these people more to solve all of our problems at a national level. Assume a neighbourhood is 50 homes who make £30K in a year. He’s talking about someone who earns £1.5M per night passively - a run rate of over £500M per year. Assuming a magical rate of return of 10% this person would have £5Billion of assets. According to the Times Rich List, there are less than 20 people who fit this description. These people run massive companies (like Dyson, Ineos, or Warner Music) they each employ well over 10,000 people. They don’t go to sleep and earn money, they run massive companies and earn money. Do we really think we can run a country of 65M people by taxing a few dozen, highly mobile people more? Or is he just winding you up? He is an ex hypnotist and I think he’s trying to put our brains to sleep.
Let's make hope normal again.
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Replying to @Glinner
"Bad comedians say things to make people clap, not laugh." — Norm MacDonald
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Former Labour councillor Ricky Jones was filmed telling a crowd that Southport protesters should “have their throats cut.” He is out on bail. Meanwhile, Lucy Connolly has had her appeal denied — over a tweet she deleted within approximately three hours.
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Once again, to bring some attention and hopefully business to a really cool person and story, if Bryson DeChambeau wins the PGA Championship, I’ll buy a @HannaGolfCo putter for one of my followers (must be a follower) that retweets this post and comments how many total birdies Bryson will make for the tournament. Whoever is the closest will win. @DoerflerJared
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🐓Wanted own team to lose 🐓That eventually cost UCL football 🐓Which meant couldn’t sign good players 🐓Now in 15th place. “We as fans do not deserve this”. Trust me, no one deserves this more than your lot.
Genuinely we have never ever known a club like Tottenham Hotspur under this ownership. It’s negligent from top to bottom. We as fans do not deserve this. We are close to the relegation places, we have known our situation for months and signed 1 player. Disgraceful! #THFC #LevyOut
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Snow. #uksnow
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It was over before it started!
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Ronaldo tonight #Euro2024
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The Ronaldo show is becoming ridiculous now. Great player, one of the absolute best ever, but this is not an U-10 game where the greedy kid gets to take all the free-kicks and miss all the chances
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what's the funniest moment on live TV you've ever seen😭
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Why on Earth would you want to take your wife & kids all the way to a war zone? I’d stay in the Ukraine.
Oleksandr Usyk's promoter Alex Krassyuk has revealed what Usyk and Tyson Fury said to each other after their fight: “They had a very nice conversation. Tyson said, 'I want to take my children and my wife to Ukraine to stay at your place, and I want you and your family to come to Morecambe and spend time together, drinking beer.' They hugged each other and agreed to do so. I think they're gonna be friends with all the respect.” [@BoxingKingMedia]
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DISALLOWED! Bournemouth score but Solanke breathes aggressively on Raya so it won’t stand.
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Looks like he’s done a runner from the barbers
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: San Smith the Grammy Award winning singer was stopped in New York for a fit check. Smith can be seen with Rick Owens shoes and a Prada Purse.
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I’ve had to get away to Mexico 😉🇲🇽
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In honor of @Jerrythekid21's hole-in-one heard around the world, we're going to GIVE AWAY a year's supply of golf balls.   To enter: Follow @TaylorMadeGolf Follow @Jerrythekid21 Retweet this post by Jan 7th at 11:59 PM, we'll pick a winner then.   Good luck! #TeamTaylorMade
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