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any ☆ Paris, TN
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she’s currently getting xrays they had to sedate her and give her painkillers and they’re quoting me up to €1,000 cause she might have to get oxygen support and stay for a few hours or overnight im going to k1ll my neighbours
my neighbour’s god damn cat attacked mine inside of my own house and she fell from a pretty tall height and now i have to take her to the vet last minute when im still out of a job for now and kind of stressed about money im really close to losing it
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partner and i have a habit of saying ‘i fucked it’ instead of ‘i fucked it up’ and this is cracking me up
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¡le̶an! retweeted
You can’t even fathom the pronouns we’re going to invent. You can’t even pronounce them. We’re going to have a ŵï/ሂድ on the Supreme Court before the year is out.
being a person is just doing dishes. every day you eat and then somehow there’s more dishes. and then i do the dishes and then guess fucking what i have to eat again and then there’s more dishes. i am sisyphus and i will eat this fucking boulder and then do the dishes
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it’s actually more like when in [redacted] netherlands but shhh
dressed up as draculaura the other day bc i walked into a thrift store and found pink pants and then i later walked into that same thrift store and found a matching pink vest and i obviously have a pink studded glittery belt so you know when in? romania?
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it was supposed to be a halloween thing but also i do kinda just look like this most days. my partner and i look like the santa monica houses
dressed up as draculaura the other day bc i walked into a thrift store and found pink pants and then i later walked into that same thrift store and found a matching pink vest and i obviously have a pink studded glittery belt so you know when in? romania?
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