NIC

is this bodega??

my uber blasting tory lanez the whole ride

party concept: everyone brings their craziest cousin as a +1 and see what happens

violent storms during the 4th of july is so significant

i don’t care what the founding fathers would have wanted! those bitches used to fuck their cousins

thinking about the woman i met at the beach yesterday. she told me “im on the clock rn, i work remotely” while swimming with a white claw

at bottomless mimosa brunch

“im staying in tonight” vs. me going out for dinner and accidentally taking 3 shots

picture this: you’re at the jersey shore, at karma, not a grenade in sight. el apagón by bad bunny is blasting

the mcdonald’s on 27th and morgan is officially open again, i am taking bets on how long it will be until it shuts down again. my guess is by october 9th

fair warning that i’m on my bullshit tonight

from now on i will only be having fun, if u are not trying to have fun PLEASE leave me alone