Just keeping the account alive. Hello everyone.

Still in Thailand. Everything good.

Still here. Nine years abroad

Testing, testing. 1-2-1-2 is this thing on? *blows into phone*

This is a test #lepub

Six years ago today I came to Thailand. I have my own business now and doing well. You could say living the dream. Cheers everyone.

Still here in Thailand. Five and a half years now.

I'm on your iPhone

Just keeping the account active for those who want the name. Hahahahaha

But if you don't feel pain then it wasn't real.

It's really hard to let go of someone that you really love.

What's my job? I supervise whilst two slightly drunk, heavily tattooed, naked rice farmers hit each other with lengths of pipe insulation.

Erawan shrine this morning

Nat loves me. I like Nat, but can't love her because I love Jen, who doesn't love me.

Nearly four years in Thailand and still going well.

Better keep this account alive as Twitter tell me someone else wants to have it. No way.

I'll be back soon

Just seen the John Lewis ad. Clearly the hare has bought the bear an unwanted gift and spoilt his minimalist cave dwelling lifestyle.

How fucking amazing is this song? ♫ Look Right Through – Storm Queen spoti.fi/10SpbSa #NowPlaying