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caffeine addict

up your ass to the left
Joined September 2020
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only time i’m having a black guy in my arm is when im taking him to JAILLL
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susan πŸ»β€β„οΈ retweeted
she slapped me and it felt like a kiss
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susan πŸ»β€β„οΈ retweeted
. πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― ao3 back this πŸ•― week πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•―
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susan πŸ»β€β„οΈ retweeted
That one time I choked on a donut burger at the opening of D’s kitchen in MN while a baddie nurse in training Somali girl tried to give me Heimlich maneuver but I only fell further into shock when she thrusted into me and so then I died and reincarnated as her Toyota Camry
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starting with brownshirt and sabir
if i finish this assignment by 11:59 pm i will write the yaoi about evb
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who’s the bottom
60%sabir
13%brownshirt
27%clutchy
15 votes β€’ Final results
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if i finish this assignment by 11:59 pm i will write the yaoi about evb
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got threatened with a verbal essay on why stacking is more fun in uno
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susan πŸ»β€β„οΈ retweeted
THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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0.3% of votes in hennepin county, 7% in ramsey, peggy got ts bro
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susan πŸ»β€β„οΈ retweeted
STOP THE COUNT!
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if u rlly think about it having a big butt is a curse cause big butts is like a broke stupid bum dusty ass nigga magnet
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voted blue in minneapolis
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susan πŸ»β€β„οΈ retweeted
HES SCRAMBLING VOTE BLUE
Donald Trump tells Fox News on election morning that the U.S. is cutting off the $4 billion in aid they provide to Israel at the end of this year: β€œBecause they don’t need it. Why should we suffer the slings from lunatics like an El-Sayed when they don’t need it? It’s a bad talking point. Israel’s our number one, we give them more than anybody else and they no longer need it. We’ve been doing it for years β€” I’ve been doing it. But Israel’s a very thriving country, they don’t need it. If they did need it, I would say keep it going β€” but Bibi Netanyahu, we reached an agreement on that. And can I be honest with you? He brought it up. He said, β€˜I think it would be appropriate if we did not receive aid.’ Because he understands that this is one of their points of contention β€” Israel’s been a great ally. Much more reliable than most.”
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may allah forgive me for voting for miss amy and her aipac money
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the GOP will be on everyone’s guus and kintirs if you don’t go out and vote blue
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susan πŸ»β€β„οΈ retweeted
Niggas be ugly as fuck tryna be religious.
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free me from the shackles of #its fart bombs
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