Jordan Beck

i can't believe this worked #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

when it’s 2019 and someone asks why you spent the entire weekend at home

when will @politico apologize for this blatant yooper erasure

alternate universe where everything is exactly the same except “bicycle race” is queen’s biggest hit

i do what i want

*a nursing home, 50 years from now* me: and the new year’s glasses for 2020 had the eye holes in the middle “0” and “2”...even though they could’ve just used the two zeroes... my grandson: that was decades ago, gramps me: THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT RIGHT

midwestern VSCO girls be like “and i OPE” 😂😂😂 anyway make sure to follow for more objectively terrible content

we live in a wellness social

just noticed this on the amazon page for ring fit adventure and i suddenly feel very unsafe

kids these days will download TikTok and play Just Dance but they won’t listen to “Just Dance” or “TiK ToK”

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me: specifically, i’d like to emphasize coltrane’s use of polymetric chords in th- jazz aficionado: that’s not a thing. you obviously know nothing about this genre me: you caught me. i just like it when the sax goes “doodle-oo doodle-oo WOOOOOOOOOW”

@LilNasX “Old Town Road (Luke C. Remix)” when

online was a mistake

...oh no

kids these days will go see STAR WARS but they won’t STAR in a WAR by joining our armed forces

at last, the grinch has been arrested for his crimes against christmas cheer. frosty was an accomplice

cannot stop thinking about the phrase “schmutzli carries a twig broom to spank the naughty children”