Mother , PhD

i love polite, well-mannered women and men with absolutely no ability to maintain their composure around me.

i'm actually very sympathetic toward needy men. it must be terribly difficult to have so little dignity and so much affection to give.

double posting because its too cute not to 🤍

i've never been interested in owning a dog that merely obeys. i want devotion so deeply ingrained that the very thought of straying feels unnatural. a sweet, stupid little mutt so hopelessly devoted they'd sooner gnaw off their own paw than allow their mind to wander. ♡

yeah. yeah yeah. yeah.

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i don't think i could ever love something normal. i like my pets a little defective, preferably embarrassingly so.

i don't think possessiveness is inherently unattractive. personally, i'd be quite offended if you weren't a little sick over me.

i think being someone's favorite person is a rather modest ambition

i think i'd like to eat you whole. not because you're particularly special, mind you. i simply dislike the idea of leaving any part of you for someone else.

the mind is such a delicate thing. isn't it fascinating how someone can spend their entire life building an identity, only to discover how much of it they're willing to surrender???

you're SICK if you enjoy being bullied by a girl who calls you a disgusting little worm and reminds you how pathetic you are. good thing i'm technically a doctor. ♡

i wish you all NO nuts this november!!! you'd better be on your best behavior!!

i don't share, i don't compete, and i certainly don't beg.

i dont even like biceps but there will be war if i don't receive bicep heart . mark my words .

submissive men you make my world go 'round