Lover of sport. Drinker of beer. Content @jwb_ff Publicist for @nandurinfl

Frisco, TX
Joined December 2009
Timmy retweeted
To all the tailgaters in Milwaukee: slow the fuck down. You’ve been going hard since 10AM. The game isn’t for another 3.5 hours. You’re not going to remember it. @Brewers
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So do we need to stand in front of the mirror and say AJ brown 3 times?
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Why does the NBA suck?
“THAT’S A TRAVEL. OH MY GOODNESS. THAT HAS TO BE CALLED” 😂
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Their riot technique needs a lot of work
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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You’d have to be a dope to not trade one player for 11 first rounders.
For research purposes: In (SF) Dynasty which would you rather?
43%2027 1.01 (Jeremiah)
57%Every other 2027 1
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🚨 YEAR-TO-DATE EXPERT ACCURACY RANKINGS 🚨 🥇 @FFTylerO 🥈 @themick23 🥉 @JeffRatcliffe 4. @The_Oddsmaker 5. @HaydenWinks 6. @HashtagWasley 7. @justinboone 8. @KZfansfantasy 9. @Pat_Thorman 10. @FFNateJahnke FULL RANKINGS: fantasypros.com/nfl/accuracy…
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Timmy retweeted
Bo Nix's ranks among 33 qualifying QBs ... 32nd in average target depth 26th in completion rate 27th in completion rate over expected
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The delusions of not only Thor but the fans calling for the firing of KOC in the comments will make for Thor to be an all time follow all season. The commitment to take lock will need to be studied for ages. Think of this being the hill you die on.
The Vikings simply cannot go forward with this caliber of quarterback play. I have an idea. The Giants have an athletic 23-year-old with a big arm that the Vikings should make a call on.
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And I thought Malik Willis and Anthony Richardson truthers were bad.
Cousins, Darnold, JJ all had to go bc the QB Whisperer, backed by a Flores defense, couldnt win big with them. Kirko is 3-0 with LV, Sam won a ring Next offseason, after Kyler is scapegoated, what caliber of pre-made QB will the QB Whisperer require for his offense to work? 🤔
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Edgerrin Cooper just makes plays
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Timmy retweeted
“You didn’t think it was suspicious when a guy named SIDDARTH JAWAHAR asked for the $15,000,000 to be in Amazon gift cards?!?!?!”
BREAKING: Travis Kelce has been named as a victim in a massive Ponzi scheme that pulled in more than $35 million from investors. Siddharth Jawahar, a 38-year-old illegal immigrant, pleaded guilty to three counts of wire fraud and has now been sentenced to 11 years in federal prison and ordered to pay more than $31 million in restitution. Prosecutors say Jawahar took in more than $35 million but invested only about $10 million, using new investor money to repay earlier clients and fund private jets, luxury hotels, and expensive outings. Kelce’s individual losses have not been publicly disclosed as this time, @Max_Gorden reports.
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Timmy retweeted
fried his hypocritical ass 💀
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explain this then
You actually can’t have aura if you’re fat
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Timmy retweeted
Type of stuff Dexter Lawrence gonna be doing after he sacks your fav Quarterback #whodey #bengals
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Funny how the use of ID and protections against outsiders can be used and not used.
Mamdani wants to protect tax payer funded grocery store from non-NYC residents… they’ll need an ID card to enter. You can make this up.
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Chipotle should look into their Nashville restaurants
Keep Carnell Tate away from Chipotle at all costs
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If you need a check down, Beck has you covered.
Carson Beck absolutely OPERATING in this 2 min drill. 👀
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This just in. If player can be good at multiple things, watch out.
“Demond Claiborne, RB: Executives, coaches and teammates quietly raved about his movement skills this spring. If he can master the system, pass protection rules and ball security, buckle your seatbelts.”
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Why does it feel like year 15 instead of 5?
TJ Hockenson putting in the work heading into year 5 with the #Vikings. 🎥: jholt_athelite via Instagram
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