Red. Brand Identity & Book Cover Designer. Illustrator. Scribe in Exile. Feline Supremacy Propagandist. Ellipsis. #MUFC

The Nirvana of Gifted Cripples
Joined August 2013
Hi guys! I’m currently open to new job opportunities in the design space. If you hear of any full-time roles or freelance gigs or want to collaborate on a design project, feel free to reach out. You can check out my portfolio to see some of my work: behance.net/dhee-sylvester
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When it all finally comes together for you, it will be unfair for anyone to say you don't deserve it.
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"Pissing our pants yet? Boy, do I have a feeling we're getting close. Yep. It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon."
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Last night, Burna Boy handed Bukayo Saka the Sócrates Award at the Ballon d'Or. It wasn't for his goals. Through the charity BigShoe, Saka helped fund 120 surgeries for children in Nigeria, his parents' home country, including operations for hernias and brain tumours. On stage, he read a letter from a 14-year-old boy in Rwanda who had been losing his sight. His village has no electricity, and he couldn't read the blackboard. After eye care funded through BigShoe, he can read it from the back of the class, and he wants to become an English teacher. Money's highest use isn't what it buys you. It's what it fixes.
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You were proper mint on the overlap, @htomufc. I agreed with every point except the part you chose us getting relegated over the Glazers. I want the parasites gone but United in the Championship is a reality I never want to experience. 😆
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King Kane.
From years of no trophies to the Ballon d'Or ❤️
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Replying to @nobodhee
This! It’s the first day of the rest of your life
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Today is Day 1 towards the one day you're hoping for. Carpe Diem!
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Been working on this for the last few months, and it’s finally out in the world. 🍋 The new LemFi. New look, new logo, upgraded app. Really proud to have played a part in bringing this to life. Ambition has no passport. 🌍 #LemFi #AmbitionHasNoPassport
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Let's not go there abeg. Sugabelly is a brilliant woman. It's one thing to be a software engineer, it's another to develop a writing system, while being a digital artist and competent writer. You can find issues with some of her opinions, but her brilliance isn't up for debate.
What's brilliant about Sugabelly?
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Taste by Sarah Guo, 2025.
One of the reasons we have so much slop is cause people don’t understand that just because something can be created doesn’t mean it should be created.
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Just like they were indecisive after Ten Hag won the FA Cup and Amorim lost the Europa. Both should've been fired afterwards. Carrick shouldn't have been on the bench for Bournemouth and a new manager should be in place already. There's no point dragging the inevitable.
Nobody asked but imo the crowd reaction yesterday had them SHOOK & they’re currently crisis planning. As a result I don’t think Howe or Nagelsmann are the front runners anymore, and Conte & others are on the table - but in true INEOS fashion they’re still indecisive about it
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A midfield 3 of Aurélien Tchouaméni, Matheus Fernandes, and Kobbie Mainoo was the dream.
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City have punished them.
United need to take one of these chances. They need to make this pressure count. City are there for the taking.
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United need to take one of these chances. They need to make this pressure count. City are there for the taking.
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I would be eating chicken every day with these prices.
Kilo of chicken 1500. Turkey 2200 Sachet tomato 150 Spaghetti 250 Spaghettini 300 Derica of rice 600 Beans 300 Yam 1000 and above Crayfish 800 per derive Palm oil 500 per bottle How did we get here? This is just a few out of many How will the poor feed😭😭 I am so pained😞😞
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If I was Unai Emery's son, and he leaves Villa for United, I would disown him.
United should be throwing everything at Unai Emery right now if they want to be the slightest bit serious.
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All they have to offer are chants. Cucks.
Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
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You're part of the fans I'm talking about. I remember your tweets about how United fans complain about everything and are always negative. How we have squad depth. There are many reasons for Carrick's failure, and the lack of quality is one of them. You can't say it isn't.
This is not the reason why Carrick has failed this season please
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"Hard to believe it's not Scholes. It's Carrick, you know." I wish he would come out and resign in his press conference. That would solidify his legend even more. He shouldn't wait to be fired by these bunch of idiots. He's done more for the club than they will ever do.
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He watched the nonsense Amad was doing and decided to leave him on when he should have taken him off and brought either Lacey on or Zirkzee (so Mbeumo could move to the right).
So we are down 2-0 in the 63rd minutes and Carrick's genius plan is to bring on a defender. I swear Carrick dey actually ragebait me.
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