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Replying to @Cristiano
This man cant be real 🤡🤣🤣
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🤯|DID YOU KNOW? Despite playing significantly fewer matches than Cristiano Ronaldo, Dr. Lionel Messi has recorded considerably more Man of the Match awards, and the gap is pretty wide. I thought Cristiano Ronaldo fans always said he was the one carrying his teams?
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I think Fabregas is the only player who knows Messi well, he watched Messi from the beginning,he knows Messi better than Pep. Fabregas said this about Messi, he knows ball and no wonder he's doing a good job at Como. If you know ball, you will know that no one's better than Messi
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Who voted for Lionel Messi as the world’s best player at the 2026 Ballon d'Or? 🤔🇦🇷 Six jurors placed him in first place on their ballots. Find out who they are and how many points he received ⬇️ #ballondor #messi lequipe.non.li/Lf
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Ronaldo is never beating the allegations: A very classless player who only cares about himself. He doesn’t even care that Rooney was his teammate in the club side. Always gaining and manipulating the system to favour him.
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🗣️ Anto, if you are playing with Messi, and Messi tells you "Antonio, you have to run for me," would you run for him or not? Antonio Cassano: Are you kidding me? I'd pick him up in my arms and run! Are you kidding me? 🤣
messi, the first non-consensual cult leader
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Cristiano’s obsession with Messi is beyond embarrassing. 😭😭 I’m convinced he wakes up in the middle of the night, turns to Georgina and calls her ‘Messi’.
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Do you remember the day Ronaldo forgot to switch accounts and commented under his own post: "Come on Cristiano, you're the best player in the World Cup, even if your team isn't helping." Still laugh when I think about this 😭
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🚨🗣️ Stefano Sorrentino on Cristiano Ronaldo: “Ronaldo sent me straight to the hospital with a broken nose and brain damage, zero apology—just a fake PR text afterward. Next game, I saved his penalty and he threw a tantrum and refused to swap shirts” 🫣🇵🇹
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1. Messi 🐐 (~822 non-pen) 2. Ronaldo (~801) 3. Bican (~800) 4. Pelé (~749) 5. Romário (~709) Messi leads the non-penalty list among these.
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Hey @grok arrange them in most non penalty goals in history list 1.🐐 followed ny rest mids
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Led by Lionel Messi and featuring teen sensation Cavan Sullivan and some of the league's biggest stars, @MLS today unveiled its top 10 most popular jerseys. mlssoccer.com/news/teen-sens…
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Pep Guardiola to Man City players: “Messi is the only player I would never put on the bench and the only one who has the right to be upset.” 😂 If you’ve ever wondered why Samir Nasri hates Messi, this story about Pep Guardiola at Manchester City might explain everything. Interviewer: “Guardiola was your coach at Manchester City. Did he ever talk to you about Messi?” Nasri: “He spoke to us about Messi at the beginning of the season to send us a message. He told us that he would be our friend until the first matchday of the league season. From that moment on, he would have to make decisions, and some players would be unhappy. Then he asked us in the dressing room: ‘Is Leo Messi here?’ We all looked at each other and said: ‘No, he’s not here.’ He replied: ‘Then none of you have the right to complain, because Messi is the only player I would never put on the bench and the only one who has the right to be upset.’ So Messi is someone he appreciates enormously. They both benefited from each other because Guardiola moved him into a central position, and Leo Messi helped him win trophies.”
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Global Stats released its top 100 Greatest Athletes of All Time and put Messi at number 3 and Ronaldo at number 14 Thoughts??
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Ronaldo was one of my idols growing up According to Harry kane Only for the fans of you know who to start spreading misinformation and lies again #messi #ronaldo #BallonDor2026
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Replying to @TheoRMadrid
Ronaldo had the lowest goals-per-game ratio (~0.73). Removed him from the list.
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Lionel Messi on Instagram. Cristiano Ronaldo on X.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Cristiano Ronaldo also posted a similar condolence on Instagram for Jesús de Miguel. The X screenshot is his separate smiling post. cooperativa.cl/noticias/depor… studiofutbol.com.ec/2026/11/03/cri… x.com/Cristiano/stat…
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🥹❤️ Paulo Dybala on why Messi’s happiness after finally achieving his dreams with Argentina meant so much to him: “I told him that the happiness I felt for myself was the same happiness I felt for him, because I think we’ve been through everything together, sad moments, difficult times, lost finals. And the truth is that in recent years, he achieved everything with the national team, which was something he had wanted so badly, right? So his happiness, obviously, is another source of joy for all of us.” 🇦🇷
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messi probably never imagined that 12 years later he’d be getting called a zionist by american liberals. did these american leftists even know palestine existed back in 2014?
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Messi wouldn’t survive in the premier league. Meanwhile look at Messi at the age of 20 at the Stamford bridge. 😭
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