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Uncertain around certainty, tired of drifting, the search for purpose and meaning continues....! No DM's, ta!

Cheltenham, UK
Joined November 2010
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I gave my wife a rare locket for her birthday... 'Wow' she said, 'Eucalyptus flavour...' #badjokethursday #LunchPun
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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I found learning 4D Chess rather difficult at first... Thankfully other bra sizes are now available... #badjokethursday #LunchPun
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Van Gogh walked into my dispensery with no money and begged for some opium on the slate - I gave him an earful... #tuesdaytitters
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#StarTrek has lost a star as the beloved actor, Walter Koenig, known as Russian crewman, Pavel Chekov, has sadly passed away at the age of 90. 🕊️ Read More: bit.ly/4z9Ak8m
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'Too much heat melts the clotted cream, so I prefer mine as they're served in Devon.' - Scone Cold Steve Austin #BadJokeFriday
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Word of the day: SCAPABOBIDIDDYWIDDILYDOOBAPBAPAPHOBIA - the fear of freestyle jazz.
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Hercules: What a magnificent ship you have to search for the Golden Fleece. Where did you find such a vessel? Jason: Argos. #LunchPun #badjokethursday
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The house where the Village People live has a leaky roof... ...which serves them right for hiring a cowboy builder... #LunchPun
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Me: [delirious] ...Flash Gordon...I'll destroy your primitive planet...you impudent worm... Doctor: Oh no - he's faux Ming at the mouth! #sidesplittingsunday
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The Doctor has recommended blood thinners... It's a weight loss club in the LA underworld... #BadJokeFriday
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'Let me be clear - creased or wrinkled clothes will NEVER be tolerated in the White House!' said a Press Secretary... #LunchPun
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I just saw two wheeliebins have a boxing match... They were professional though - nothing below the waste... #badjokethursday
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Twitter is full of idioms. And typos.
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With tour costs spiralling out of control, two bands aim to save money by combining into one super group... Tickets are now available for Boney M People... #LunchPun
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Ironically, when leaving the underworld Orpheus was listening to Aswad's 'Don't Turn Around'...
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After several hours of intense arguing over what to name our new baby we realised fighting was pointless, so we called it quits... #sidesplittingsunday
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I accidently left my Starship Enterprise model out in the sun, now it has warped... #sillysaturday
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My boss has forbidden me from showing both gratitude and derision simultaneously... It's become a bit of a ta/boo subject... #LunchPun #BadJokeFriday
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