"They said we couldn't do it! They said we shouldn't do it! They begged us not to do it! And we did it anyway!" -Soldier
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Xanderus Notuori retweeted
Russell Brands victim paid to go and see his live show six months later
What are we doing here?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Court testimony in Russell Brand's trial shows the victim encountered him by chance while working at the Edinburgh Festival and left her shift; she did not pay to attend or see any of his shows there (initial meeting was at Hammersmith Apollo as a fan).
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/…
flipnews.co.uk/celebrity/russ…
itv.com/news/2026-10-2…
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
It’s so funny that China is just spymogging us into irrelevancy because they learned that all you had to do was teach mid choid bitches a few party tricks and how to not act like a bitch and it outperforms western women by an order of magnitude & I don’t even like Asian women.
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
The anonymous accuser licked the celebrity’s anus after a comedy show in a threesome while cheating on her boyfriend. She then discussed anal with Russell Brand over text before going to have sex with him. Her boyfriend says she “resisted” anal sex then “surrendered”. 2 decades later she has him jailed for 9 years?
.@MegynKelly: "10 years on something she didn't come forward over for 22 years? This is CRAZY..."
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
A baby’s sleep patterns during the first 6 months of life after being born.
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
Every critic of gay marriage said this was the logical outcome; virtually every mainstream proponent of gay marriage assured us it would never happen.
And here we are.
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
I genuinely don't understand the logic behind voting Democrat to somehow scare Republicans into becoming more nationalist.
The obvious outcome is that the GOP establishment interprets a defeat as proof that Trumpism and nationalism went too far, then uses it as an excuse to drag the party straight back to the pre-2016 neoconservative consensus.
What the fuck is the Groyper endgame here? Mitt Romney?
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
Algerische Vergewaltiger haben letztes Jahr AUSSCHLIEẞLICH deutsche Mädchen vergewaltigt.
Zufall?
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
Foids when they have to fxck the guy they married
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
Les femmes noires qui sortent avec des hommes blancs ont un QI plus élevé que les femmes blanches qui sortent avec des hommes noirs.
Xanderus Notuori retweeted
Exactly, because it’s not about what you “owe” your spouse. Having sex regularly is part of a healthy relationship, and it shouldn’t be something you look at as a chore.
This isn’t a job you have to show up to just to make a living. You willingly chose to marry this person. You’re supposed to love them, make them happy, care for them, and yes, please them sexually too.
And if you refuse to have sex with your spouse, would you be okay with them getting that satisfaction from someone else? If not, why act like their sexual needs don’t matter?
If making love to your own spouse feels like an obligation, maybe the problem isn’t sex. Maybe it’s your marriage.
