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young hot Christopher Lloyd• they/he• playwright, director, designer• BLM•Professor, somewhere

Joined December 2011
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pretty funny this used to be THE charlie kirk meme, but now the charlie kirk meme is EVERYTHING
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coworker was telling me about his previous life as an old log, said grass grew easily through him while everything else fell away
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hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck
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uno d mis memes favoritos ever posiblemente
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my novel’s narrator is a sentient waterslide in an Adjuncts-Only Waterpark at the Boston Marriott during MLA, so the formal dilemma was how to render the slide’s orgasmic pleasure as the exploited bodies cascaded down its wet chutes while still being true to the spirit of Boston
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Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc
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“Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!” going straight into the lexicon
This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!
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if you can’t handle my obese frenchie named Hentai in problematically sexual dog clothes wheezing beside you at brunch you need to find a different Eggslut
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Dead internet theory is real, except for r/meth, those guys are still cooking up some bangers on the reg
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Early on the first day, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed. So she came running to Simon Peter, the disciple whom Jesus loved, and the disciple whom Jesus had done a little hand stuff with,
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[tom jones] what, whose pussy's that / whoa-whoa-whoa-ohh
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just covered my wife in dried pasta
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no sadder word than gormless. i struggle to think where i would be without my gorm
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Every time I look at IG stories it's a gay guy holding up a playbill
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缶ビールをキンキンにしてくれる機関車トーマスが実用的すぎるwww
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Went thrifting and had no idea what this meant? There was nothing on the back either
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(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go Me: You're the best. You will win her back Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best
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I trust myself I’m hosting a $5,000 intimacy workshop You pay I orgasm The philosophy behind this radical act is complex, nonlinear, queer. That’s why I’m hosting another workshop for only $700 called “What?!?” It’s hosted electronically on habbo hotel, and I CANT show up sober.
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