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i hate it when people are strict at a games night because my favourite thing to do at games is cheat. monopoly. charade. whot. ludo. i will cheat. we are adults now and it’s okay to cheat. it’s part of the fun.

5 pts! No worry, you go see my team next week.

The best bar Danny Myers ever said was…

Netflix accidentally showed Mike Tyson’s ass on the livestream during the lead-up for his fight tonight.

I left a whole rotisserie chicken in my Uber I wanna fight real bad

🚨 NEW - Cole Palmer celebration in EAFC 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Is anyone allowed to show up unannounced to your house? Second question, if you gave your friend or lover a key, are they allowed to show up to your house announced?

Arsenal dey craze walahi. How person go dey vex enter new year

Manchester United, my plate is out!!!! ♥️

It’s too late to say no. You’re in. For life. Devils only. #MUFC || @adidasFootball

I wonder who god saw eating that he decided gluttony was a sin 😭

Declan Rice to Arsenal, here we go! Deal in place between Arsenal & West Ham and Gunners sign their top target. 🚨🔴⚪️ #AFC £100m plus £5m add ons. It’s the most expensive signing ever for Arsenal and most expensive English player ever. Arteta & Edu, crucial to make it happen.

Tweeting about ill-health on valentine's eve nitter.gq/nathimkh_/status/15601…

Naaaaa I’m wearing my jersey to work tomorrow!