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Joined October 2026
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no more speed for a while, tonight I will be recovering with youtube in bed and some drinks and klonopin then eventually ambien and melatonin. ive been awake 40 hour this is about to be the best sleep of my life
my tv remote has a convenient button that immediately informs me of the hog dimensions of any actor on screen when I press it, really helps me engage with films when I can tell the emotional performances come from real deepseated micropenis rage
guy at the bank in front of me said he needs to make multiple 6 figure payments i was so tempted to ask him to slide me a couple racks
attending my unemployment meeting with white powder smudges all over my sleeves. it doesnt even matter none of this is real
spent 4 hours straight vaguely tweaking the mix on a song only to find myself unsure of whether any improvements were made. truly a sisyphean endeavor
if ur young and Turnt u have diplomatic immunity from the laws its in the #constitution
guy whos into ageplay but he just pretends to be like 2 years older so it would be a kinda weird age gap but not fully problematic
matching with people on dating apps knowing full well im an unemployed alcoholic living with my mother at 25 years old with no hobbies other than twitter and 3 irl friends in my city
applied for like 25 jobs so I think i deserve to start drinking at 3pm. its the law of equivalent exchange or something
ill tweet no matter how many followers I have but it is very demotivating knowing any account I make will last a few months at best because of one dumb joke I made , I would be on like 2k followers by now if the appeal system worked at all