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Software Eng | Digital Native | Niche Millennial Content Creator | Kale smoothies recommended, not required. (she/her/πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ) @notFromShrek@macaw.social

Boulder, CO
Joined March 2014
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Reading Tweets from activists today: πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ: 😒πŸ˜₯ But I've never *had* to deal with fear and uncertainty before. πŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘΅πŸΏπŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘§πŸΏπŸ‘©πŸ»: We have. Get to work. – at Lambeth, London
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πŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸ™„ Fiona retweeted
Lock out of twitter office. can no longer pretend I have β€œgot” mr. elons β€œnose” and make him cry
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Tweeps just masterfully dunking on that 🀑 and his zombified stans on the website that we made and spent years thinking about, studying, and improving.
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Step 1 of online brand-management is to, like, not personally reply to everyone who hates you to let them know that they’ve successfully hurt your feelings.
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s/sicilian/tweep s/death/humiliation
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Quitting Twitter Inc earlier this year is like graduating high school and feeling a bit sad but like, nostalgic, and then a few months later your high school explodes.
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The real Twitter Inc was the friends we made along the way 🫑
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Like, ping me if you’re a Tweep friend and you want my # lol, I’ve been relying on DMs for years and I’m pretty sure that He Who Must Not Be Named is gonna start charging per message πŸ™ƒ
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β€œWhy won’t anyone vote on these important issues that we took no position on!?”
if I get one more email from local Democrats hand-wringing about why voter turnout is down ("long ballots! too many judges!") I'm going to lose my mind
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πŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸ™„ Fiona retweeted
What happens if annexation is repealed and 2F passes? We lose flood protection, we lose 119 acres of open space, we lose attainable housing and any city oversight into development at the CU South property. We put this graphic together to help. #NOon2F #Boulder #Election2022
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No longer at Twitter but for the first time in my life I’d be curious enough to open the team@ emails.
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It’s kinda funny that as a business strategy you could create a website with limited commercial value that just really specifically annoys a rich guy and then charge him $44B to shut it down.
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It’s time to log on to LinkedIn and connect with Tweeps before Twitter Dot Com vanishes, isn’t it.
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πŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸ™„ Fiona retweeted
howdy everyone! I'm posting my 2022 voter guide for Boulder, Colorado. I hope you all enjoy reading and voting. cheers! #boulder bouldercoloradovoterguide.co…
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Scene: πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ, distributing voter guides πŸ—³, πŸ‘΄πŸ» & πŸ‘¨πŸ» are in front of a🏑. πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ: Hi there πŸ‘‹πŸ»! I’m distributing voter guides for the upcoming election! πŸ‘΄πŸ»: Oh good, give it to him πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ» πŸ‘¨πŸ»: πŸ™„ πŸ‘΄πŸ»: Vote for Democrats! πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ: 😁 πŸ‘¨πŸ»: πŸ™„ πŸ‘΄πŸ»: he will, or he won’t be married to my daughter 😐
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Unemployed and baking a pie to exchange for auto mechanic help, the barter economy works.
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