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@not_MBTA

Boston MBTA parody account. Tweet your complaints & compliments.

 Boston, MA
Joined August 2017
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Sorry account got hacked, my bad. Everything is delayed, it's chaos out there, maybe buy a bike. nitter.gq/not_mbta/status/897763…
MBTA? (@not_MBTA) profile pictureMBTA?@not_MBTA16 Aug 2017
Update: Good Morning. All trains are running smoothly and on time. #mbta
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Condolences to the family but I cannot wait for this documentary
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@AP10 May 2022
A man found floating on a raft in the ocean off the coast of Rhode Island in 2016 after his boat sank has been indicted on charges alleging he killed his mother at sea to inherit the family’s estate. apne.ws/Se6Z5ro
Man charged with killing mother at sea to inherit estate

Man charged with killing mother at sea to inherit estate

MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) — A man found floating on a raft off the coast of New England in 2016 after his boat sank was charged in an indictment unsealed Tuesday with killing his mother at sea to inherit...

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Replying to @JohnMayer
@JohnMayer or Mitch Hedberg???
Image from robert california (@NCrowlz)
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Reading the news about a horrific crime: “This documentary is going to be incredible”.
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(At Whole Foods) Me: excuse me, ma’am, where is the Blue cheese? Lady: I don’t work here Me: I know that
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can’t forget my phone, 📞 wallet, 💳 keys, 🔑 surgical mask and gloves🦠
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For my appetizer I would like 3 miniature cheeseburgers and then for my entree I’m gonna have one of your regular size cheeseburgers please -me ordering at @Applebees
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Followers, I want to share my fitness journey with you. It all started in 1988 when was born with good genetics. (1/1)
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*Train announcer comes on* “Does anyone have any dry cleaning? We need a coat hanger up at the head car” ...well that’s a new one @universalhub @MBTA_CR
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JUST IN: Crews battle fire at an ⁦@MBTA⁩ Commuter Rail storage facility in Somerville. #NBC10Boston
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On the wrong side of the law
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Last year, Maryland OL Jordan McNair died of heat stroke. He wore #79. Maryland won 79-0 today.
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Image from Sports Illustrated (@SInow)
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You’d be very busy
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Raise your hand if you’ve ever been on the @MBTA when it caught on fire and had to walk the tracks in Malden and climb through a hole they cut in the fence 🙋🏻‍♀️ #OrangeLine – at Malden, MA
Image from Vandy (@_ItsMeVandy_)
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Gross
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Called out!
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The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual
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Step right up! Place yah bets!
👹 (@FwitterMonster) profile picture👹@FwitterMonster12 Aug 2019
Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for commuter rail roulette! Aka, Monday. @MBTA @MBTA_CR @universalhub @FixTheMBTAnow @MassGovernor @marty_walsh
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Entire @MBTA RL Alewife train just got unloaded at Park. RL is fucked. @universalhub – at Boston, MA
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Based on the hard work & dedication of the women/men of the Transit Police the #MBTA has experienced the lowest crime rate in it's recorded history for 40 straight months. Working w/our riding public we can continue this great accomplishment. #SeeSomethingSaySomething
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Replying to @not_MBTA
Derailments, late trains Three 66 busses in a row Fare increase for what?
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