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Joined October 2009
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equal opportunity hater
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I’ve been taking a different approach to my hair lately and it looks so cute, I actually love it sm
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Birthdays must really suck around those parts. Poor kids. They didn’t ask for this.
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
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Ah, so not only is this universal, but it transcends species as well
I feel like many of y’all could relate to this lol
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Same. Y’all have fun.. or something.. idk idc anymore; I have far too much going on to give a fuck about 99% of conspiracies anymore
I have conspiracy theory fatigue and will be becoming a normie
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Damn they really just let anyone on the internet huh
Google reverse image lookup produces the same scene with the same dam vehicles and everything from a previous event. Idgaf what any of you retards believe. It's. All. Fake.
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I just.. how do you guys have this much time on your hands
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So this is how I find out I absolutely hate sketch comedy. It’s just so… flat and predictable.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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lol shut the fuck up
why do we need this reminder? SAHMs who struggle are not the ones whose kids are in school all day.
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I want to run through the halls of my high school I want to scream at the top of my lungs
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Walked her like a fucking dog!! Signing my daughter up for MMA lessons as soon as she’s old enough 💪🏻
Replying to @aip551
Heres the security cam pov
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Jackson Olson was ROBBED #dwts
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Am I the only person across 100+ comments who keeps these? We don’t use cooking spray, and sometimes I don’t wanna fw the big tub of coconut oil just to grease a pan. The wrappers have just the right amt of butter left on them for that purpose. I fold mine & keep in a freezer bag
Do y'all save these or no?
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Oh man I’d hate to be this dude’s wife (if he ever finds one)
Why is this such a difficult thing for women? Nearly, every woman I know (except Mom, who still has a rigid schedule for each night) struggles to think dinner. Not actually MAKE dinner, but think of what to make and this is an incredibly stressful thing for them.
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One of the least “trad” things about me is I’ll never make my kids hug anyone they don’t want to, and that includes Grandma. There are ways to show affection and respect that don’t involve touch. With the exception of my husband and kids I find hugs to be extremely uncomfortable.
Doing the discourse about hugging family members. Just hug your damn grandma jesus
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As one does!!! FAFO!
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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ANY BOWL, REGARDLESS OF SIZE, MATERIAL, OR ORIGINAL INTENDED PURPOSE, IS TOO WIDE AND SHALLOW TO REASONABLY CONTAIN OR PREVENT PUKE SPLATTER The only exception to this is a toilet bowl, which is literally designed to take waste away I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
being anti-puke bowl makes you anti-science. Do you believe in soap or not
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Also how, and where, are you keeping this designated “puke bowl”? Surely not with your other dishes?? You can’t tell me you don’t reach past your puked-in mixing bowl for a different one when you want to make cookies or whatever the hell. The mental hurdle would be ridiculous
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Wouldn’t it make more sense to have a small trash can instead of a random large bowl in your room?? Like why do people act like this is a totally unreasonable concept????
Why are people acting disgusted by the concept of a puke bowl. Not everyone has an ensuite - having a container of some sort next to someone's bed for them to throw up in if they're not able to reach the toilet on time is perfectly reasonable.
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Am I the only one who wants to know how adding a second wife would make things any easier?? It’s literally the same amount of work if not slightly more since a whole other human is going to be living there and maybe having babies?? can we stop and actually think ab this please???
First things first; I just want to say I enjoy my children very much and I enjoy my housework/chores. Also, i want to say I've thought a lot about my response to the responses.. I get it. I truly do. Every part of my flesh wants to agree but truth is the truth and polygyny is
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If you guys think momtwt is bad? I just got a glimpse into curly hair twt and they’re eating each other alive over there
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