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charmed by my banisters

@not__will_

i have a terrific disposition

 down bad
Joined June 2011
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7 meetings in one day
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izzi@lZZlPOPOct 24
Baby girl in control I feel like Nicole
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balkanka@missuonmylipsOct 21
Husboomf gone on work trip for two days
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how i feel making new friends
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time off in lieu on this sensible autumnal afternoon
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there is no correlation between this and oomfs coming to visit in london and giving me the bubonic plague which i then accidentally proceeded to super spread around continental europe
Dr Dean (@DeanEggitt) profile pictureDr Dean@DeanEggittOct 14
germwatch.co.uk - There is a widespread respiratory illness characterised by sore throat, runny nose, nasal congestion and cough, with occasional fever, headache and fatigue. The pattern appears in Scotland, Northern England, Midlands, South East and Wales.
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refusing to spend £5.60 on a croissant
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i was put on this earth to humble people on vinted who think they can sell their second hand mass produced clothing for 90% of the original price…. like mamma the value drops as soon as you leave the store with it
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commuting through london euston
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trying to focus on my training course but work phone keeps blowing up with “problems” to be handled imminently
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JuanD@blooxlineOct 5
GOD ANNOUNCES ADDITIONAL CHAPTER OF THE NEW EDITION OF THE BIBLE
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@carlyraejepsenOct 5
B side lovers I see you and I didn’t forget our not so secret pact! Let’s get freaky 🤝🎧 Day and Night (Continued) featuring 8 additional tracks will be available to stream this Friday, 10/9!!
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balkanka@missuonmylipsOct 3
Husboomf and I got into a fight about whether the song playing on the overhead speakers in lululemon was madonna or kylie
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as a gay guy of a certain age and fagcent
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if you let go just as the waves are crashing
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this is how it feels having to text people back btw
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passed my probation with the highest possible rating
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jacob@thesoggyblanketSep 28
dudes will be 35 years old posting “NYC on 35mm film” time to get it together bro
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carly rae godsen album of the year i sense … nitter.gq/SoyLaMejori/status/210…
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going to the office to moderate an interview between my c-suite and a journalist
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Flying to frankfurt to get back to London after a 24 hour trip for the oomf wedding
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