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Football. Cars. Foolish investing. Appreciating all funny tweets.

Joined April 2015
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You never lose. You either win or learn.
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Saw someone selling a food truck to pay for SpaceX. People are nuts.
“There is so much financial history - across cultures; across countries; across generations - that if you give people the tools to light themselves on fire financially, they will douse themselves in kerosene and light the match.” —Morgan Housel (Modern Wisdom podcast)
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Sadly, the All-American Halftime show has been canceled. The entire lineup fell asleep watching the first half of the Super Bowl and is still sleeping.
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Will Campbell protecting Drake Maye
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Tomorrow is Warren Buffett’s last day as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, proving that you can be a billionaire if you work until 95.
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Merry Christmas to me! Ever since I was a kid, the one car I always wanted to gift myself was a Porsche. After a few very good years in the market, I am happy to say that I paid for a subscription to Getty Images and downloaded this amazing photo of the car.
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Same face they’ll be making in a few weeks here when the investment bank they’re all interning for sends them a ‘due to unforeseen changes in the market’ email.
Stunned silence at Cameron Indoor Stadium — Duke falls to Houston #MarchMadness @ABC11_WTVD
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BREAKING: The penguins of Heard Island and McDonald have agreed to cut its tariff rates to 0% if it can negotiate a full trade agreement with the US government. More to come.
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The DUMBEST timeline. Just the dirt f**kin’ dumbest. Take me now, Jesus! Intelligent life has proven to be a myth.
The Official Melania Meme is live! You can buy $MELANIA now.   melaniameme.com/ FUAfBo2jgks6gB4Z4LfZkqSZgzNucisEHqnNebaRxM1P
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In the time it took Jake Paul to get to the ring at AT&T Stadium Dak Prescott rehabbed and threw a pick
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Dak Prescott is really good at making you think he’s going to win something.
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Belichick watching the Pats Jags game this morning. Pats allowing 22 points in the first half to the SECOND worst team in football.
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This is for everyone that wanted Belichick fired. Enjoy it lads #pats #jags
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GOLD IN THE MEN’S 1500 WE OWN THE FINISH LINE RAHHHHHHH 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
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No one: A 14-year old amateur investor that owns 1 share of Berkshire Hathaway:
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$NVDA Just Did Something I've Never Seen Before... And Probably Never Will Again The details⤵️
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we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week @JasonKelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.
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