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even sadder ravioli

@notevenjokingmr

i’m a adjunct prof/writer/behind on my PhD/a mess/trying out new lipstick colors

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BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE HER EMAILS RIGHT?
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Srah🐞 IE edition (@coatcoldweather) profile pictureSrah🐞 IE edition@coatcoldweatherApr 26
What’s everyone’s favourite song on The Great Divide and why does it begin with the letter D
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logging back on here for the first time in eight million years to say 1. This is my new favorite song on the planet forever & 2. I know the lyrics but my brain hears @NoahKahan speaking in the third person as in “Noah wanna beat it/wanna beat it” & it makes it even better.
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Happy Crying-On-The-Floor-Through-our-Oral-Exam Anniversary @byraffy ELEVEN YEARS?!?!! 🫶💜✨
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It's disappointing seeing another artist who loves her gay fandom not extend that to the whole LGBTQIA+ community. Just a friendly reminder that Kylie Minogue supports ALL the alphabet fam – and remains unproblematically legendary after 35 years.
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Fomo Simpson@HaliPhacks21 Aug 2023
Harry Styles sounds like a made-up name that Big Foot would use to sneak into a fashion show.
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May The Fourth Arrest Be With Him
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but her emails 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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Moira Donegan@MoiraDonegan23 Aug 2023
Donald Trump is expected to surrender to Fulton County authorities tomorrow, where he will be fingerprinted and have his mug shot taken. When it comes out, I don’t want to see anyone being mean to wine mom boomer liberals. Just let them have this.
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trash jones@jzux24 Aug 2023
“do one thing every day that scares you” yeah why do you think i’m going to work
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matt bernstein@mattxiv23 Aug 2023
trump mugshot and pumpkin spice latte released tomorrow. an early autumn barbenheimer of sorts
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Me when Russian war criminals are blasting other Russian war criminals out of the sky
Young Pope relaxes with a cigarette in dope outfit

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& in your thirties, you’re just pals with all 4
cam(ille chong)! 🐍 瑷薇 author or something (@camiscribbles) profile picturecam(ille chong)! 🐍 瑷薇 author or something@camiscribbles15 Aug 2023
being in your twenties means you meet the four horsemen of the apocalypse every night after 11pm: fear of failure, fear of lost potential, fear of incompetence, fear of loneliness
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ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ@pot8um19 Aug 2023
I saw a tiktok where this guy travels to the year 2073 and humanity is thriving and he was shocked that humans still exist and asked how it was possible The future guy said ‘the Rapture, all the Christians were taken and society progressed’ and I can’t stop thinking about it
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jake@AC_Roald18 Aug 2023
whеn you’re cutting wrаpping paper and the scissors start gliding
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