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Temptation 2026
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Palmer was right about Jen-Hsun! He's been fucking literally everyone
Replying to @lulumeservey
There is another possibility, Lulu, one that dominates my group chats. Jensen is sleeping with all his customers. When they say the interactions were not unusual or unexpected, they mean he is a sex machine on a rampage, seducing thousands of AI hardware execs with a glance.
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Elon always 10 steps ahead. Completely insulates himself from moralfagging by having 10 wives and 15 kids.
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Pretty obvious job by Marco Rubio and Dario Amodei to oust Jensen
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If Nvidia ousts Jensen that shit is going to zero
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Have to say, the Bolero of Fire cutscene is a huge downgrade in OOT remake. It doesn't cut and pan the camera with the beat of the music which is what made the original so good.
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NVDA to $500
NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang in Hedi Slimane Saint Laurent Jacket after admitting to an affair with Chinese spy
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Jeet named Jeet
🤖 Made with AI
Jeet Singh is a Christian man detained in India for his religious activity and leadership role. Read his profile: uscirf.gov/religious-prisone…
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this is the correct take if Jensen is actually spilling state secrets to an agent of a foreign power bro should have been arrested yesterday once they built an airtight case and the DOJ formally indicts him but this didn’t happen, because they don’t have a case; they’ve been sitting on this information for a year and this is the best they have we still don’t know which specific U.S. intel agency put the report together w/ the State Department it’s literally a witch-hunt engineered to push jensen out of NVIDIA and there’s a non-trivial chance it’ll work
Here’s what I don’t get about this whole situation. So, US agencies admitted to have been conducting intelligence on Alice Huang for 2 years already because they suspect she is a Chinese spy. In the course of this, they have also been obviously following Jensen Huang, one of the richest, most influential US businessmen and CEO of what’s arguably the most important AI hardware company in the world. AND ALL THIS TIME THEY DID NOTHING TO WARN HIM? The only reason I can think of why US intelligence agencies didn’t warn him is because they have evidence Jensen Huang is actively and willingly helping an alleged Chinese spy circumvent US export restrictions and gain influence in Trump’s circle. But if that’s the case, why just leak the affair and spy allegations to media? Wouldn’t filing a case against Jensen be the proper course of action? If you want to hold someone accountable, follow the law. If you want to teach them a lesson (whatever that is), destroy their credibility and reputation.
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Replying to @micsolana
There is a second layer to all this that I have not seen anyone discussing. His claim that the Rosenbergs were "lined up against the wall" is not actually true. They were executed by electric chair, a method associated exclusively with state-sanctioned formal executions. "The Wall", OTOH, is a concept currently having a moment with the assassination-left. It is associated with lynching, struggle sessions, and rogue military action absent central authority or court proceedings. Countless election-era retweets of right-wing posts titled simply "wall" are just one example. I think the mistake (intentional?) is telling - accidentally or not, it is precisely worded for maximum amplification in the current moment by people who know exactly what is being said.
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You’re absolutely right. Nintendo could never make a game this boring
Someone PLEASE hide Horizon Forbidden West from Nintendo fans. They’ll need another 20 years of hardware upgrades and a lifetime supply of “ART STYLE” arguments to recover from these visuals 🤭
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this might have been true if you were living in a Brazilian slum
saying the film lacked pop culture impact when this song was everywhere the entire summer and there was a massive wave of hope around the world is insane
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American female spy at a bar in Beijing attempting to seduce a Chinese tech CEO: “I have a boyfriend. And a master’s degree. Does that intimidate you? I’m a cunt. I’m a real bitch. I read 275 pornographic novels last year. Does that impress you? Can you even read? My water is about to get shut off, can you Venmo me $2,000? I’m 207 pounds. My ex-boyfriend abused me. I’ve had an abortion. Do you like my tattoos? They’re a muffin and a big ship.”
I got a q, why aren’t Americans renowned for their honey traps? Why is it always Russians and Chinese?
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“Midterms are over and we got crushed, release the Jensen files.”
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Good thing nothing will leak from Sam Altman and Dario since they're both gay
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The affair rally: $AMZN has added $2 trillion to its market cap since Bezos cheated on his wife in 2019 $MSFT has added $2 trillion to its market cap since Bill Gates cheated in 2021. $NVDA bull case just dropped
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if there are children at this con, you should unironically be arrested
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When Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage, Charlie stood up for him. After Charlie was murdered in an act of political violence himself, Chappelle is joking about it.
Dave Chappelle: “Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” This isn’t even comedy. It’s just sick…
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Errm, well maybe if you can't manage to get a job in your own country against a pool of 150 million Indians and another 200 million Guatemalan slaves, and another 3 billion in India where the jobs are being offshored to, you don't DESERVE to have a job. Think about it goy
Nobody ever talks about this, but the reason you have to go to college is A, because Griggs v. Duke Power Company made it illegal for presumptive employers to IQ test, and B, inner city High-Schools basically aren't allowed to fail a student as long as they physically show up. So you end up in this trap where a High-School diploma that you worked very hard for means nothing, because a kid who did coloring books and addition and subtraction got a paper saying he has the same qualification. Ok, then just give me an intelligence test, oh wait you cant, thats also illegal because it causes "disparate impact". So now the only proxy for basically literacy and ~105~ IQ is a 4 year meaningless degree that costs 10s of thousands of dollars. But wait, now they hand those out to anyone, (1/4 of 4yr grads have an IQ of or below 95), so now you need a Master's, or specialty training, or a million other bullshit things. So you get them, but wait, a diploma mill in Hyderabad cranked out 100M guys who also have a Master's on paper, and will work for 1/3 the price, so now you dont have a job. Ok, ill work construction, but wait, you dont live in a State with strong Unions, so any non-specialized construction work is done by slaves from Guatemala, so you decide to stay home and take Percocet instead. Awesome system we've built.
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