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"If I could time travel I’d kill Hitler”
“If I had time travel I’d stop my favorite politician getting assassinated”
You’re all thinking way too small.
If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half the planet.
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Speed is that rare huge influencer who I actually like despite having no interest in his content.
He seems like a chill dude in all honesty.
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Maybe read your bill?
The accepted forms of ID to vote under the SAVE Act:
1. Enhanced REAL ID: Only available in 5 states. Costs up to $50 (poll tax) and requires a birth certificate which 40M Americans lack access to.
2. Valid passport: 146M Americans do not have and costs at least $130 (poll tax). Trump gutted the agencies issuing them.
3. U.S. military ID card presented with military record of service.
4. Government-issued photo ID showing place of birth: 300M Americans do not have one, and costs up to $50 (poll tax).
5. Non-Enhanced REAL ID driver’s license, state ID, or tribal ID shown in conjunction with a birth certificate (40M lack access to) that matches your last name (which 69M women do not have due to marriage) and other forms of documentation, and which require a cost to obtain (poll tax).
If this was truly a voter ID bill, it would provide every eligible voter in the U.S. a voter ID, and provide them at no cost to align with the 24th Amendment — so why doesn’t your bill do that if voter ID is so popular?
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Zoomer surgeon doing CS:GO knife inspect animations with a scalpel during brain surgery
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Going after Iran’s virtually untouched stockpile of BPD Art Hoes in the immediate aftermath of the fall of the Mullahs like Earl Browder’s grandson snapping up Soviet assets for pennies on the dollar in the early 90s
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If you're a zoomer your tech literacy level is determined by whether or not you tried to install Minecraft mods as a child
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Police brutality becomes so widespread in the US that police brutality happens to police now
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Minutes after former President Jimmy Carter's death was announced Scott Jennings was on CNN calling him a "terrible president" with a "big ego". He wasn't fired. He never apologized.
After Paul Pelosi was attacked Fox News hosts joked about it on air. They weren't fired. They never apologized.
After Charlie Kirk was killed Matthew Dowd said on MSNBC that he was "divisive" adding, "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions." He was fired after apologizing.
Free speech only goes one way.
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gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time
