rudy

hola. i need a social media mentor. we are looking to gain some traction on our farm page on facebook. does anyone have any overall social media advice?

buy the birthday girl a coffee, would ya? ;) also rip to me spending my literal birthday in urgent care bc i have the worst luck known to man.

i just put neosporin on my favorite chickens eyeball. i might be a crazy chicken lady.

have the BEST day

my road rage is going to make me headline the 6pm news. “23 y/o driver chases down 80 year old man after he cut her off going 20mph under the speed limit.”

i officially am without central heat. let’s hope that 2 space heaters get me through -8 degree temps. guys don’t know when the part will come in. merry fucking christmas to me right.

I am so done with life. My furnace quit working on the coldest day of the year, with ice on the roads, making it almost impossible for someone to come look at it. The closest HVAC guy said it would be about 6 hours. I can’t even afford to fix it, but it’s so cold in here. Why me.

my grandpa just told me that all that filler in my lips is gonna get droopy and my lips are gonna look like saggy tits when im old. thanks grandpa, i really appreciate it.

-10 degrees tomorrow with a windchill of -40 and 3-5 inches of snow. animals here aren’t used to that. my farm could use all the good vibes it can get. i’ve done everything i can to help them, but let’s hope i don’t lose any of them.

i need $500. i know someone’s got $500 layin around to give me.

it’s tuesday, 3 days until family arrives. the house still hasn’t cleaned itself.

oh, and i’m responsible for cooking dinner christmas eve??????

my house is a freaking disaster, my family gets here in 4 days, and i don’t have a single minute off work until then. awesome.

honestly, if you pay for an $8 blue checkmark next to your name and you are not a true public figure, you should consider deflating your ego. i don’t get it.

what has @Twitter done… my feed is all of the sudden FULL of ads.

man i’m just so fkn exhausted. like i’m trying so hard and feel like i’m getting absolutely nowhere.

i wondered if this was just my mcdonald’s. they really be charging $4 for a medium at best 😂