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Joined November 2011
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Statue, new contract, stand named after Licha...?
BREAKING: LISANDRO MARTINEZ CALLS OUT THE BOARD: "I expect more from our technical director, I have to be honest…" [via @NathSalt1] #mufc
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Fuck me dead 😂😂😂😂
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Sir Jim Ratcliffe has instructed Manchester United to start selling the water from the Old Trafford roof leaks.. One bottle. £150.
🚨 Manchester United are now selling a 7cm cube of Old Trafford turf for £125. 😭💰 The club describe the tiny patch of grass as 'perfect for fans who want a keepsake from one of the most famous pitches in the world and a priceless memento' — although they’ve somehow managed to put a £125 price tag on it. Seven centimetres of grass. £125. Football merchandise has officially lost the plot. 😂
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tielemans tracking back
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If you or someone you know are struggling mentally, please watch this.
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A World Cup, 4 UEFA Champions Leagues, 4 FIFA Club World Cups, 3 Laligas, 3 UEFA Super Cups, A UEFA Nations League, A Copa del Rey, A Spanish Super Cup, an FA Cup and a Carabao Cup
Genuinely speaking, what does Varane have over Gabriel?
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Replying to @TouchlineX
While Amorim was looking for the players that suit his system, Carrick is using the system that suits the players.
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Who’s as good as me - aura
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Out of the mouths of babes! 😳😳😳😂😂😂
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Wednesdays are the worst so here is the funniest video of all time
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"BUNCH OF ABSOLUTE CRETINS!" 🤬 #mufc
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿📞 The Premier League asked managers and players from all 20 clubs to check in with someone they care about. Important topic. ❤️
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“He deserves that green jacket, speaking of green jackets I won it three times, but today isn’t about me it’s about Rory, who’s now just two green jackets behind me”
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Keepers that were better than Onana 🇮🇪
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Has he got a point? 🤔
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Sorry this made me smile. Apologies if offended. This is how you use the crossing apparently.😳😳😳😳
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Amorim persisting with his 3-4-3 system despite its clear and obvious flaws is the level of deluded self belief you can only admire
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I won’t be gaslit on personal aesthetics from people who celebrate obesity, trannies, and grooming
Controversial White House Correspondent slammed over 'inappropriate' outfits trib.al/nku43HJ
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Not the first young Sunderland talent to pick up minors in his car…
If you want a reminder of just how young Chris Rigg is, he passed his driving test today. First try, seven minors. #SAFC
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