@notthatbadguy

Croc can survive wildlife, but not worklife.

Joined July 2011
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Missing someone doesn’t mean they deserve to come back.
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D-4 until I quit: Funny how everyone suddenly becomes nicer when they know you're leaving. Where was this energy when I was still trying to stay?
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An apology shouldn’t give you another job. You say their comment hurt. They send six messages about being a terrible person. Now you’re holding cold toast, typing β€œyou’re not terrible.” Leave that reassurance unsent. They can feel bad about it. You don’t have to make them better.
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Happiluv
@Happiluv62h
Payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just people returning money to everyone who helped them survive the previous month.😫
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It's difficult to focus on school when you're hungry, worried about fees or wondering whether you'll be able to afford the materials required for class.
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ms.
@ms__faee5h
the Lord is Our shepherd, We shall not lack BTC. he maketh our wallet to overflow with Bitcoin and ethereum, and leaded Us beside a river of money, Amen.
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Can we collectively agree that the system of buying books and the system of reading themare two completely different hobbies. My bookshelf is literally an hanger full of planes that never took off.
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LINK MAN
@Bigg_meshy4h
JOY IS COMING πŸŽ‰πŸ» It’s TUESDAY FAMZ ❀️
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When you're an asset, you gotta limit access.Not everyone deserves unlimited access to you. πŸ’― Good morning beautiful people ❀️
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mmiii
@arjmxrell3h
The worst part about being mentally exhausted is that no one can see it. Like, bro, I’m out here fighting for my life in my head
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Guys, do you believe in karma? Because from what I see, corrupt people are enjoying their lives.😭
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@Dammyswago3h
during your darkest phase, what was the best thing you did for yourself?
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Being born into a rich family is a bigger achievement in life than graduating with a first class.
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_ic2h
why do we consider a post with 5 likes as unpopular/not a lot?? like imagine you say something irl and then 5 people are all like 'ohh thats so impressive'
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Corporate will have y’all acting like the world’s ending over an email that could’ve waited until tomorrow.
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@_iamhabeeb3h
the level of confidence that comes with dressing well & smelling good>>>>>
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Heartbreak will turn you into a poet, a musician, and a relationship expert overnight
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Consider this my public declaration. I'm getting monetized on X before June 2027. Once the money starts coming in, my wife and I are going for baby number two. Y'all better help me get laid.
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the older i get the more i protect my mornings. once the day starts wrong it’s harder to pull it back than most people admit.
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Shoutout to everyone who's witnessed nepotism, double standards, and backstabbing at work. A standing ovation for those who've survived years in a family-owned company without losing their minds. Y'all are the real MVPs. πŸ‘
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