@nova_Corpse

no DMs, unless you're a rebel | 36 | will nut in her and just say oops | bitch milkshake | he/him

Joined August 2018
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it's not a Twitter account, it's a historical record of how insane I am
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Passenger princess riding shotgun on her knees.
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Trembling and bent over his table of contents.
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Whiskey whimpers, tequila tantrums, sauvignon sighs.
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𝐌𝐈𝐀🪽@cuurly_QueenOct 25
tasting your lips whispering my name right now is exactly what would fix me
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p u g 🎃@gmeposhpugOct 26
Woke up finagling my way out of shenanigans again
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p u g 🎃@gmeposhpugOct 26
Me, in my 20s: I drink Ensure to make sure I'm getting all my protein and vitamins and minerals. Me, currently: Oh HELL the fck no, I ain't drinkin' that—I ain't old, yo!
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p u g 🎃@gmeposhpug17h
Just another well-oiled machine in but a capitalist cog in the wheel is logging on now
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vapid ally@anotherxxbunny3h
Sorry officer, I was hypnotized by the windshield wipers
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vapid ally@anotherxxbunny56m
My wife said she loves me to pieces so if I don’t tweet again check the deep freeze
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treat her pussy like a reaction gif (use it constantly in every context and share it with those I think would appreciate it)
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autocorrect changed voracious hunger to voracious ginger and ykw
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the quiet desperation of waking up needing her
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I'm "bothered by the missing quotation marks and spaces" neurodivergent
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@omgsidewalksOct 11
are you same exact sandwich every day for 3 months until my body rejects bread" neurodivergent or "forgot to eat for 11 hours and now my hands are shaking and i still cannot decide what to put in my mouth"neurodivergent
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engaging with the art by jerking off on it
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putting the come in comedy
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my entire twitter account should qualify as ergodic literature
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being cucked? nah, taking joy in the pleasure of others
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what you like vs what you retweet tells me so much about you
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🎃Case🎃@Cactuscali1991211h
Why they'd call it Viagra when they could have called it "Peenicillin".
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in the mood to say things that would get me fired
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