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Chaotic braindead on the internet. @2pok02 enthusiast 💙⚠ (character in profile pic belongs to @pressedyes; model: me) Now available in a Raccoon Tail near you™

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Joined June 2016
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Oficjalnie zostałam Partnerką Twitcha! To Wasza zasługa! Bardzo ogromnie Wam wszystkim dziękuję. Za waszą obecność, za spędzony czas i za to, że pomagacie mi rozwijać to małe miejsce w internecie. Bez Was nie byłoby mnie tutaj. Bardzo dziękuję, że jesteście 🧡
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mockups of the dream
had a dream about a weird version of Super Mario Bros. there was no Mario or Luigi, only these two, their heads could be stood on like platforms.
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> be me > check news > "wow that's crazy I should tell the little people living inside of my computer" > make post > step away > come back > it gets worse If my memory serves me correctly, the largest cryptocurrency heist in history was ByBit, at $1.5B. Chat, we're witnessing history
Replying to @vxunderground
it's over 5.5b: ~$3.5B drained on eth ~$5,64B counting btc/tron ~$880M freezable but not frozen yet chains: • Ethereum: $3.528B • Bitcoin: $1.449B • Tron: $628M • Arbitrum, Optimism and Base: $38M combined.
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Cryptocurrency nerds now believe Binance has been compromised. The Binance compromise appears to have occurred at approx. the same time as the Polymarket compromise. However, details are still fuzzy as we are currently witnessing this massive crypto theft in real time. The estimated amount of money stolen has crossed into the billions. This is a colossal cryptocurrency heist
Total hacked is around $3.5B now across multiple chains…
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Tom 😶 retweeted
Bóg: w raju jest tylko jedna zasada Ewa:
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Życie update 🐝
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A 19-year-old Virginia man named Christian Chandler has been fired from his job at Wendy’s after a bizarre incident in which he impersonated Disney character Donald Duck and frightened customers.
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PSA // here’s a PSA to start cropping images in your album app instead of using twitter’s crop cause they are putting an ugly ass label now and making people think it’s g/rok which fucking sucks!!🫩
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I’ve broken the porn bot code
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European hiring rules are genuinely insane. For example - if you own a company in the Netherlands and one of your employees gets sick, you are required to pay at least 70% of their wages for up to 2 years. If they can't go back to work after 2 years and you haven't done enough for their reintegration, you pay their wages for 1 more year. And you can't fire them until after that extra year!
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It’s funny how many people don’t realize they have an accent
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[Submission] Today’s FPS enemy is the Pac-Man Ghost from WOLFENSTEIN 3D (MAC)!
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I WANTED TO GET A PHOTO OF HIM INSPECTING MY MEDS BUT I FORGOT THAT THE FLASH WAS ON 😭 Bro got flashbanged 😭😭😭😭
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oomf used one of them vibecoded jailbreaks on their switch 2 and now it won't turn on
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My boss’s boss said “AI Slop” in a big corporate meeting
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Many Mario games use the same Mario sprite introduced in Super Mario World. Despite this, in each of them, Bowser is drawn differently, so that the same Mario is pitted against 10 different Bowsers that are all meant to stylistically match him.
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*paws at you* you've been glorped🛸 *paws at you* you've been glorped🛸 *paws at you* you've been glorped🛸 *paws at you* you've been glorped🛸 *paws at you* give me pesto... 🫙🌿
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┏✦ OFFLINE SCREEN for @Eviria ❄️🔮 Congrats to your debut Eviria!! Thank u so much for letting me be a small part of it 💙 #Vtuber #VTuberAssets
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Saying 'kurwa' means 'whore' is the equivalent of saying 'fuck' means 'sex' Claiming you shouldn't use 'kurwa' near women because it's offensive is like saying you shouldn't use 'fuck' near people because it implies you want to have sex with them....
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