Strawpage Dirk™️

Yeah, that's an appropriately narcissistic setup. where doing it man

Well, now. Any self deprecating humor that I'd love to lean on at a moment of sincerity such as this aside, I'd like to say thanks to whoever's stuck around long enough to see this post get made, despite the extensive absences (plural). It says here you're a, quote, "real one".

Should probably check my messages sometime soon lest I have my entire-character-defining title stripped from me permanently. You hate to see that.

Ok, I'm just not that compatible with that particular branch of dark arts I guess. That's my bad. Elephant in the room aside though, happy semi-belated day of definitely no importance at all. You're all the realest of real ones. Just off the fucking charts over here.