
mostly tweeting stuff about #space, #DARPA, #politicaleconomy and #law. also stupid jokes
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Unrelated, but NASA Goddard's director took her oath on Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
Our society is so much more scientifically literate since this show came out. There's at least two episodes in the first season where a weird disease rages through the Enterprise bc the crew fails very basic epidemiological controls.
That would be a huge plot hole these days.
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First Panda in Space retweeted
Chasing a rocket upwards with a drone is one of the coolest things I've ever seen holy shit
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If your husband is going to cheat on you, ideally it's with a spy. If your husband cheats with some random girl at a party, ouch. If your husband is ensnared by the resources of the entire Chinese state apparatus + professional seducers... you got dealt a bad hand.
First Panda in Space retweeted
Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live.
Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing.
Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
First Panda in Space retweeted
TLDR: Jensen Huang was sleeping with a Chinese spy.
Her mission was to use Huang to lobby Trump to sell AI chips to China.
He did, completely selling out his country to enrich himself.
The story keeps getting crazier. To recap everything that has been reported so far:
- The US intelligence community discovered that Jensen Huang, the CEO of the largest company in the world, was sleeping with Alice Huang, a Chinese spy and an executive at Megaspeed. (FT)
- Multiple independent investigations have concluded that Megaspeed is likely a Chinese cutout, which helps Chinese companies access AI chips or circumvent export controls. (NYT and Bloomberg)
- The US intelligence community also concluded that Alice Huang’s goal was to convince Jensen to lobby the U.S. government to loosen export controls on advanced AI chips. (NYT)
- The intelligence community relayed this information to “a small group of top US government officials” earlier this year. (FT)
- Over the last year, Jensen Huang has repeatedly lobbied the U.S. government to loosen export controls on advanced chips. @BISgov has done so, not only by permitting the export of H200 chips to China, but also not enforcing export controls that would have required a license for exports of the most advanced Blackwell chips to Megaspeed and Southeast Asia.
- Although @CommerceGov leadership was presumably briefed on this information by the U.S. intelligence community, @BISgov has taken no actions to tighten controls on Megaspeed or Southeast Asia.
- Megaspeed remains a preferred cloud partner of Nvidia, and continues to receive Nvidia Blackwell chips despite employing a Chinese spy who reportedly is romantically engaged with the CEO of Nvidia.
- Tens of billions of dollars worth of AI chips have been exported to Southeast Asia this year alone, and Malaysia and Singapore are now two of the four largest importers of AI chips in the world.
What is going on here??? We need answers. The question of who gets the most advanced AI chips in the world is literally the defining strategic question of our time. And not only does it seem like the MSS may be directly influencing the debate on export controls in the United States, but also @CommerceGov is refusing to listen to the warnings of the IC on this issue. What is a POSSIBLE good explanation for why Megaspeed is still receiving chips? Why is there not a license requirement for AI chip shipments to all of Southeast Asia? This is beyond strange at this point.
The fallout from this story will be massive. Obviously, the motivations underpinning Nvidia’s policy views opposing export controls must now all be questioned. But also, how did @BISgov sit on this information and has still taken no actions? We need answers.
First Panda in Space retweeted
When researchers analyzed how Pegasus spyware infected iPhones without the user tapping anything, they found something wild. The attackers sent an iMessage with a fake GIF that targeted Apple's image decompression engine. The decompression math was so flexible that the exploit chained arithmetic operations together to construct a literal, functioning software CPU using over 70,000 segment commands that defined logical bit operations (AND, OR, XOR, XNOR, etc.) entirely inside the image parser. This created a small computer architecture with registers, a full 64-bit adder, and a comparator, running raw code before the phone even buzzed with a notification
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the phrase "meteoric rise" doesn't make any sense. meteors exclusively *fall*. that's their defining characteristic
I love talking to randoms. You genuinely hear the craziest stuff like wdym you think marie antoinette did nothing wrong and was appointed by god as are all kings and queens????
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First Panda in Space retweeted
Somewhere a health insurance COBOL mainframe just exploded
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
The first season is 26 episodes! That's like three or four seasons of a show today.
As a kid I watched Star Trek: TNG every night before bed and it very much shaped me as a person.
Decided to rewatch in honor of Sir Patrick Stewart and the first season is *rough*
Hard reminder the writing and acting doesnt really get good until Riker grows a beard.


























