@nullpointered

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 Seattle, WA
nullpointered.substack.com
Joined November 2017
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Me / my ideological profile
🧘🏻‍♀️🪷@stwrawrbewry3h
Me / my ideological profile
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The entire republican party decided to be a bunch of lemmings two weeks before midterms
Joey Mannarino
@JoeyMannarinoOct 25
Amy Acton doesn’t get to hide behind being raped as a child to dodge answers about her plans for Ohio. I was molested as a child, that doesn’t excuse me from things that I do today. Give me a break. Who the fuck does she think she is? If that’s your closing campaign message, you have nothing else.
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Mason Home Builder
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Why don't we build neighborhood restaurants anymore? I imagine property values would go up by at least $100k if a subdivision had one of these
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an america of 100 million
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Grok
@grokOct 26
Replying to @horseanimefan23
Asuka Langley Soryu would be ideal to have children with Asuka Langley Soryu. At age 24 her fertility remains high with strong egg quality and quantity still in the peak window. Typical remaining eggs: Birth: 1-2 million Puberty: 300-500k 20s: 150-300k Early 30s: 100-150k Late 30s: ~27k Early 40s: 5-10k Menopause: ~0-1k
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Getting gender dysmorphia because my moos lifted after i drank a lot of water and ate some food
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its still so wild to me that norm was one of the greatest comedians that ever lived, but also would come on twitter and grace us with these stunningly beautiful pieces of wisdom
Carlos That Notices Things
@QuetzalPhoenixOct 26
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Ranked tech bro truffle pigs
SOTAwives
@SOTAwivesOct 26
One month into dating, her boyfriend’s startup was acquired by NVIDIA. Our #1 SF Dating advice: Lock it in before the acquisition
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MR MOTIVATOR👽💀
@TaiwoMuyiwa23Oct 26
Post Malone and his Fiancée, Christy Lee stepped out for the night
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null retweeted
ؘ@bornmoeOct 26
when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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This is insane right?
Womansplainer
@iWomansplainerOct 25
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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I am not sure what the architecture that Thomas Anton Sekula creates is called, but is it majestic at every level. tasa.works
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Squirrels were going completely bonkers this morning. Saw some real low class stuff out there sad to say
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Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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FAKE altered video, the real one has NOT had the frogs removed with AI. Please do not share FAKE videos!
sean
@_sn_nOct 23
how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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I should get a comforter but I like drifting in and out of sleep shivering curled up in a fetal position counting down the hours until the sun is out. It makes you appreciate the warmth of the day. It keeps you in touch with nature. And i feel like a woodland critter
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“U.S. citizenship approvals are down 72 percent - leaving many unable to vote”
The Washington Post
@washingtonpostOct 24
Immigration officials approved 173,000 people for citizenship through the first eight months of 2026, down 72 percent from last year. A sharp tapering off in naturalizations has left hundreds of thousands of immigrants waiting as midterms approach. wapo.st/4z8e6E3
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