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Beat it, bozo.

Goofball Center, TN
Joined March 2016
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I'd rather be kicked in the head at a hardcore show than talk to anyone at a black metal show.
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Men will hate on fake boobs and then play to a click track.
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quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine
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Pronouncing Samhain “Sam-Hayne” just to annoy my candle lighting, rock charging, oversized playing cards with pictures of swords reading dweeb friends.
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She can’t wait to get home and get out of that itchy skin…
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“Waymo. Stop, Waymo” I’m fkn CRINE:
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My kids asking me for robucks.. nigga I barely got earth bucks
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“Throat goat” I say to myself when I slam back a fistful of crazy old person pills
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Finally after 3 weeks.... SHE CAN MOOOOOOOOO
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They put whole milk in my coffee. See you on the other side.
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Is Orville Peck that dude who makes popcorn?
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First base in the south is ass to ass.
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What if Harold & Maude were like The Professional, and Matilda & Leon were like Harold & Maude….
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I may have character flaws but at least Im not one of those psychos who honks at the car(s) in front of me as soon as the light turns green #NYC
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Quando Jean Silva enfrentou Mica Galvão no jiu-jitsu.
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This guy used camouflage to get down to the field and fooled all the security guards.
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I think this dude scored a thousand points just from guard passing
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La policía de un barrio de eeuu 🇺🇸 recibió la llamada urgente de que una mamá perrita y sus cachorritos estaba atacando a las personas.
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this will never not be funny😭
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