Building @fedbrrrserve on Robinhood Chain. $ONE, an SPY-pegged algo stable that accumulates $SPY.
Joined March 2022
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If you bought $SPY six months ago, a year ago, or five years ago, you made money. Tokenized $SPY on @RobinhoodCrypto is that same asset, onchain.
Whatβs missing is a way to accumulate more of it without selling back into dollars. That is @fedbrrrserve. $ONE pegs to SPY, and the protocol accumulates SPY for you.
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βΎοΈ DAY 7 IS LIVE! βΎοΈ
Royals vs Brewers 04/02/25
Tied 1β1 Top of the 9th
Can you coach better than Pat Murphy? π
One bad pitch could cost Milwaukee the game
Play now π
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βΎ DAY 6 IS LIVE
Royals vs Guardians 04/12/25
Royals trail 3β1 Bottom of the 8th
Bases loaded No outs
Youβre Matt Quatraro & Kansas City is under serious pressure
Can you comeback?
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βοΈ 100 FREE PRO MEMBERSHIPS! βοΈ
To celebrate the launch of Payoff Pitch, we're giving the first 100 players to sign up FREE Pro membership for life
Grab your spot before they're gone! π
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DAY 5 IS LIVE: Astros vs Royals 04/25/25
Astros trail 2β0. Top of the 8th
You're Espada. Houston needs runs now π
Can you start the comeback and finish the job?
Crypto is so lame and frustrating at the moment I honestly just wanna throw it all into slot machines until Iβm broke broke
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βΎ DAY 4 IS LIVE: Braves vs Padres 03/29/25
Padres lead 1β0 Top of the 9th
Eli White on first, No outs
Ozzie Albies at the plate
Youβre Mike Shildt
One bad decision could let Atlanta right back in
Can you protect the lead and close it out?
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βΎ DAY 3 IS LIVE: Rangers vs Giants 04/26/25
Tied 2β2. Top of the 9th
Semien on second. Heim on first. Nobody out. Higashioka at the plate.
You're Bob Melvin. One bad decision could cost the Giants the game.
Can you walk it off? π
This post may be bait and copypasta but the amount of posts Iβve seen in the past week expressing this kind of sentiment or similar really makes you think somethings gotta give here soon.
A new, healthier meta?
A giga pump?
Catastrophic market collapse and a long cold winter?
But probably nothing happens and weβre haunted by the spectre of the chudjak as everyone carries on donating their funds to a cabal of zoomer clout demons that canβt trade profitably if they donβt have a legion of copytraders to use as exit liquidity.
This game is rigged, and I'm done.
Lost $3m+ trying to buy dips, convinced the market would eventually bounce. It never did. Every move followed the same pattern. Catching falling knives, doubling down on fomo and pump plays like $CASHCAT, $STONK, $ANSEM, $PONS, $GROKIFICATION and $KIMCHI, watching them bleed 90-95%, only to eventually panic sell near the bottom.
Then came the perps. Intentionally losing money on papertrade to farm $PAPER, hoping to make it all back trading 1000x perps. Made $3.5k from staking rewards funded by other traders losing money and convinced myself I could run it back turbo.
Now I'm staring at hyperliquidation, watching what's left disappear as the threat of nuclear warfare sends another shockwave through the market. Moved the last remaining bit of my assets onto @binance to wait for more favorable conditions before redeploying. And guess what happened?
Everything I've spent the last 1.5 years building is gone.
Three months. That's all it took.
That's the game. It keeps you around just long enough to convince yourself you've figured it out, only to remind you who's really in control. Some walk away with wife-changing money. Others learn the hard way what max pain actually feels like.
This market isn't what it used to be. Too much manipulation, too many traps and far too many ways to get played. The biggest winners aren't necessarily the smartest or the best traders. They're the ones with the deepest pockets, questionable morals and enough patience to let everyone else become exit liquidity.
I played the game. I lost.
Stepping away. Not bitter. Not coping. Just accepting reality.
To all the friends I've made along the way, thank you for being part of this journey. Genuinely wish you all the best, whether you're still in the trenches or have already found your way out.
Take care of yourselves.
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βΎ DAY 2 IS LIVE: Yankees vs Pirates 04/06/25
Tied 4β4 Top of the 10th
Goldschmidt on second, No outs, Bellinger at the plate
You're Derek Shelton One bad decision could cost the Pirates the game
Can you shut down the Yankees and walk it off?
Robinhood feeling kinda bleh since its first boom (I would know, I delayed my own projects launch it felt so flat) and overall market conditions makes the @forevercultfund chart looking like THIS pretty impressive
Crazy how market responds when good dev make good projec that isnβt just a pumpfun meme
I believe in robinhood:0xacc8de336f5d2366fa7334383d8fab73499f582a
CT and crypto as a whole was better when BAYC dorks were the most annoying prominent demographic, they were relatively harmless compared to serial dev pumpfun bundle rapists
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Think you can coach a game better than a MLB Manager?
Swing away with my new app
mlbpayoffpitch.com
Someone should lemme be on their squad and be like the retarded Downβs syndrome kid that gets called in during the 4th quarter when the game is already out of reach and I hit a 3 pointer and everyone loves my retarded ass but we still lose the game but itβs a real feel good story
