@ofdecibels

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Joined March 2026
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Dinah Lance@ofdecibelsJul 2
I was 𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 into this game. It 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 to me.
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I’m sorry, Bruce, please don’t glare at me.
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Hello, is this Robin Contraceptive Hotline?
𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙨 .ᐟ@KingSionis6h
ㅤ “ Being pregnant is now illegal in Gotham. ” ㅤ
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(Squishing his cheeks.) You look like an angry pokemon.
𝔻eathstroke@TheWilsonClause6h
This isn't 𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙚...this is 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. This small and squishy body...I am the world's greatest assassin. There should be nothing squishy about me!
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(Miserable attempt to get that phone out of Shiva’s hand — her cognitive skills are questionable at this moment.) C’mon.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey12h
Hold that thought. "Hello, yes! My name is Sandra and I am reporting a medical incident--"
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“I think so.” One more sneeze. “Feels like I’m dying, though.”
Babs.@AuburnSignal12h
Stroking her hair, sighing in disbelief. "Please tell me it's just the flu."
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That’s called being sick.
Lady Shiva@HerFinalLesson12h
I believe you know the answer to that. You look like shit.
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This is the first time you ever looked remotely cute.
𝔻eathstroke@TheWilsonClause7h
Stop. I don't wanna deal with you right now.
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Of course. You know me so well.
Lois Lane-Kent@No1JournaIist8h
I agree. You have a great sense of humor. And such impeccable modesty.
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Nothing. You’re just supposed to think twice before you order 150$ watery matcha again.
Donnie Heston.@InArgumentation9h
...Now what am I supposed to say to that?
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Alright, spoiled rich kid.
Donnie Heston.@InArgumentation9h
Kitsu didn't have instant delivery...
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Betrayal.
Donnie Heston.@InArgumentation9h
I was between appointments; didn't really pay much attention to my phone.
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To me and my beloved matcha place.
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And $150 felt like a normal amount to pay for a drink????
Donnie Heston.@InArgumentation9h
I picked the first option I saw on DoorDash.
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??????
Donnie Heston.@InArgumentation9h
Spent $150 on some watery matcha, Dinah's gonna kill me.
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How do you get scammed bUYING MATCHA????
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HAHAHAHH—.
𝔻eathstroke@TheWilsonClause20h
"Something feels wrong...I feel...soft."
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You’re breaking my heart.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey14h
I shall call an EMT.
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Are you? What’s the conclusion?
𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗬.@WillOfAnarky14h
Are you done?
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(Sinks further into the couch, coughing. Maybe a part of it is just for the drama.) I’m too tired to go to the doctor.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey14h
Go to the doctor and you'll get your second opinion.
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…No.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey14h
Did you go to the doctor.
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