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“Those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside” - JFK

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined November 2014
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Tactical voting is bad if you’re being cynical. But if you’re not, it might be ok? We’re getting into some “spirit of cricket” type shit with this election
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Given the closeness of the contest & the reduced special votes, it’s not a stretch to say the govt’s enrolment changes could be a defining factor in the election outcome.
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Opportunity needs to stay out of the formal coalition (if they get the option). Don’t be part of a 4 headed monster. Help a minority govt pass a budget with no crazy shit. But don’t get yourself tied up in this.
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Imagine your legacy is a one term finance minister who lost her seat and cancelled the Cook Strait ferries
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Looks like you are going to have to deal with Q, anon.
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Col. Lateral retweeted
Can I just say,
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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literally perfect end to the graham legacy that Iran did regime change in South Carolina lol
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Markets are nervous that a Dem controlled Congress will slow the data centre build out … which was, err, making markets nervous.
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Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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This is right. Have often thought that for T20 you should only have 6 wickets. Still 11 players in the field, but 5 are bowlers who don’t bat. Also scrap power plays.
The reason T20 is shit is because the most exciting thing about cricket is Wickets but executives thought that it was sixes. Imagine if Baseball executives decided that the most exciting part of the sport was strikeouts and created a format that made batting even harder.
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Sure, India are a good team but can they do it on a cold windy Friday night in Auckland?
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what a job title
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NewstalkZB’s biggest shills, HDPA and Hosking, are giving the RBNZ bouquets, but don’t dare suggest politics was a factor
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electric ferries… which we charge using diesel and driving around in circles is a pretty good metaphor for this country
Unbelievable: Why Auckland’s first hybrid electric ferry is tracing slow circles at night, making a racket – Tech Insider nzherald.co.nz/business/reve…
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If persistent, it WILL boost imported inflation
RBNZ Governor Breman: panel reviewed fall in NZD, if persistent could boost imported inflation
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Put aside the economic stupidity of the Trump admin's Canada tariffs, the political stupidity is just unbound. The election is in 10 days. The cake is baked. No Maine voters are changing their minds because you exempted blueberry producers from tariffs for a week.
I am pleased to have secured additional tariff exemptions products crucial to Maine’s agricultural industries, including blueberry, potato, apple, and seaweed producers. Many of our farmers and growers rely on specialized equipment, packaging materials, and other products from Canada that are either unavailable from American suppliers or cannot be replaced without incurring significant expense. In my repeated conversations with Ambassador Greer, Secretary Lutnick, and other senior Administration officials, I have asked for tariff relief for these important products and I will continue working directly with Administration officials to seek additional relief and encourage a broader trade agreement with Canada, our neighbor, ally, and largest trading partner.
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Col. Lateral retweeted
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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