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Official Cletus Gaming πŸ–ŠοΈπŸΆ

@offcletus

Autistic Southern catboyfailure. Grown ass 26 year old man. original pfp by @catglimmy. Hiram Abiff in the flesh. 6ft btw

 Texas, Dixie
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Joined March 2023
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I think the stripes are sexy
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Mikita πŸ” (@mikitaposts) profile picture
Mikita πŸ”
@mikitaposts2h
β€œGay son or thot daughter” Imagine getting a gay son who becomes an online Islamist
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When I was younger, my mother took me to a mega church and I walked out when the pastor (old White man) started going on about how Adam and Eve were black and how happy he was that his daughter married a black man. Turns out he was a diddy ahh blood
Because We Live Here πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@BWLH_) profile pictureBecause We Live Here πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
@BWLH_4h
I had to stop going to a nice church bc one whole sermon was dedicated to digging wells for potable water in some African nation. We walked out.
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Body scan says I gained just under 2lbs of muscle and the same for fat. High sodium can make it read muscle as fat, though, and I think it’s more just by looking at me. Plus my core doesn’t look as fat when I’m empty
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This would be over 2 months, I really really doubt just 2lbs of muscle is noticeable growth on an already noticeably muscular man
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Cranky Federalist@CrankyFed4h
"Catholicism is when you get horny, feel guilty, and tell everyone about it, and the more you do that, the more Catholicismer it is." - St. Augustine of Hippo
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Sorry I haven’t been answering many dm’s. Me time and reading
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2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLive5h
A 19-year-old Virginia man named Christian Chandler has been fired from his job at Wendy’s after a bizarre incident in which he impersonated Disney character Donald Duck and frightened customers.
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πŸ› π’π­πžπ―πžπ§ πŸ› (@nonregemesse) profile picture
πŸ› π’π­πžπ―πžπ§ πŸ›
@nonregemesse21h
Just seen this on Reddit lmao
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🌴🐰L i a m🐰🌴 (@LiamBunVT) profile picture
🌴🐰L i a m🐰🌴@LiamBunVT4h
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octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman6h
My friend worked at a juvenile detention facility and there was a kid who could’ve gotten out at 16 if he just changed his religion from β€œjuggalo” but he refused and stayed another two years until he aged out.
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Kapt'n Krunch πŸ› οΈβš“ (@KaptainKrunch97) profile picture
Kapt'n Krunch πŸ› οΈβš“
@KaptainKrunch9710h
One of the funniest complaints I've seen about Modern Warfare 4 is that the ROK/US Marine squad talk like zoomers. And it's like yeah no shit, this isn't the OIF/OEF/GWOT anymore, the game takes place in 2026, the zoomers are the ones fighting wars now. These guys play Fortnite, repost Malfoid art on Twitter, and watch vtubers.
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Logan J. Penn 🌺🐝 (@LoganJPenn) profile picture
Logan J. Penn 🌺🐝@LoganJPenn19h
This is my son, he’s non-verbal, and depending on what you say he will either put up a picture of a gigachad or a picture of a β€œsoyjak.” Please be tolerant.
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Skittle πŸ”ž (@Skittle_Cuddler) profile picture
Skittle πŸ”ž
@Skittle_Cuddler16h
The Mare PC is almost complete. Still waiting on a few new case parts after UPS dented this one AGAIN
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Stan β€œSpeedball” Thompson@stripeshowstan23h
Yeah I’ll have the iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso and make sure the faggot makes it
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Mares are pure and this whore needs to get them off her used up body
angie (@sweetangelette) profile pictureangie@sweetangeletteOct 28
many of my oomfs
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LinkπŸ‡»πŸ‡¦
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β€œWe are going to throw you in jail for posting Malfoid”
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arctotherium
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Average level of Openness To Experience among elite academics.
Steve McGuire (@sfmcguire79) profile pictureSteve McGuire
@sfmcguire7918h
This is so incredibly lame. And every Princeton freshman was required to sit through this during orientation.
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Buddy, everything you believe was made up by an esoteric psyop artist. Me? I believe TheGoodThing and don’t think we can or should do anything. I’m better than you
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