Jesus H Christ 😀

Without sensory overload, jail makes you enjoy things you never normally would think about. Like enjoying something with someone you love. If there’s a chocolate bar, I don’t want to eat it. Tristan doesn’t want to eat it. But if we both agree to have half, it’s fun and we really wanna eat it. We don’t want chocolate, but we do want to share. Sharing is fun.

‘Strictly come farting’, Come fart with me’. What other TV fart shows?

All this hatred directed at MAN CITY from other clubs should be directed at ARSENAL MAN UTD LIVERPOOL there the 1s who are corrupt and trying to stop other teams from winning things not MAN CITY were trying to help you all out were like Jesus prepared to die on the cross

Hear me out: An app that connects people who are listening to the same song at the same time

How would you answer this? ------------------ Dear Martin, I am in my fifties and had never invested before due to nervousness about the stock market, but last year following your advice I put about £5,000 into a Stocks and Shares ISA. I felt very brave and happy with myself. However, the very next day, Trump bombed Iran and I lost £150 overnight. I couldn't believe my bad luck. I hurriedly took it back out again, fearing I would lose even more. What can you say to someone like me to get them investing again? When I look on the internet it's full of warnings that an even bigger stock market crash is coming. Thank you! ------------- I want to try something for my Question Time podcast - a 'Your Answers' section, where we read your answers out. I'll of course be answering too (investing is about long term not about daily volatility). Please write your polite answers below and producer Matt will collate...

Thank you everyone for your happy birthday wishes especially from my #Playschool Babies. I feel truly blessed. Sending virtual hugs to you all full of joy and happiness. Keep smiling ❤️❤️

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WHY WAS CHRIST BAPTIZED?

What is the most unusual thing you like the smell of?

If Jesus is God, who was Jesus praying to when he prayed to God?

I mean no disrespect but how did a man named Jesus meet dudes named Luke, Mathew, John , Mark in the Middle East?? Where did they come from???

The new trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series has been released. Releasing December 25 on HBO.

What’s one personality trait you can’t stand?

My two youngest daughters are CONVINCED they petted an animal called a 'Skinny Pig' when at a petting zoo last week. That's not a thing is it?

Does anyone else find this piece of pre-historic rock art absolutely fascinating? It's kind of haunting and really weird... What are they all gathered around?

Jesus is alive. He is with you now.

This beautiful Nebula doesn’t have a name, let’s give it one! 🤔