@ohitsmonkeytime

Whitaker isn't a saint, after all, cherub curls aside.

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"Fanfic writers are so sensitive they call us annoying assholes if we say annoying and assholish things about fic" says the sensitive person that can't handle being called annoying asshole on the internet after being an annoying asshole
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"I should be allowed to critique people that didn't ask for my criticism!!!" And we are allowed to call you a soul sucking asshole because that's what happens. You can't say criticism is the natural consequence of writing and then cry when people criticize your entitledness
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You push someone on the street and get upset they rocked your shit 😅😅😅😅 one day you're gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person & land yourself in the hospital. Learn how to socialize before then, or don't. You don't have to listen to my advice. I'm not an asshole
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why can't fanfic writers only post literary masterpieces ill end it if noah wyle gets sexiest man alive everyone except me is so illiterate is hbo max my friend you werent born with a binder your discrimination is invalid amanda seyfried awkward dancing clip scientists Hi
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give your abusive parents all your money jerking off to a public persona is immoral am i too woke or... you used 3s you must be using ai i am the ai authority banana ketchup hot dog tf2 gloriously animated porn
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i don't even have a summary for this. good lord
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Pray they write a good dennis plot with this bc there is genuinely a golden opportunity to have it be connected to his past/maybe dennis is recognized by someone at the camp triblive.com/aande/movies-tv…
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Homeless camps are swept very often i don't think it would be realistic for him to have been at that specific camp. But someone recognizing his face? Extremely plausible
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It's also just a chance to show him working as part of the street team which we totally missed out on last season!! 🫶 Even if someone doesn't recognize him, i think it would be cool for him to open up to one of the other hcw & it would progress his character story
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ekin@bodyscomradeOct 26
remembering them long after #thepitt
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tului ^-^@genesloveeOct 26
#peterfrank give it a rest daffodil
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Recreated the coincidence that just happened
michelle@fluffygirlpawsOct 16
puppygirl who only communicates with these
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the parable of eden!!! 100%, love the whitaker files down (i think it's very sexy and hot) but TPOE means a lot personally, and it's so much more romance heavy
mint 🍬@7mintiOct 24
love the popular fic thing but can you guys tell me what’s your favorite fic you wrote? popular or not 🤲
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quick doodle before i run off to work #hucklerobby
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This is huge news specifically for me thank you everyone stream lose your soul
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 23
Ryan Gosling’s band Dead Man’s Bones is set to release new music on October 27. Their first new release since 2009.
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Like what do you mean. I never in a million years thought this was possible ok then. Sure
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ANS ITS SO CLOSE TO MY BIRTHDAY THANK YOU DMB
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I tend to do action/description for immediate context but dialogue is really good for snappiness & intrigue
‎ً@kirivoreOct 22
what are some ways you guys write the opening to your fanfics? i have a habit of opening with dialogue all the time n im wondering if there's better methods
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the reviews for this fic kill me
acolytism@ohitsmonkeytimeOct 22
This too has been written #hucklerobby
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This too has been written #hucklerobby
rsey🔞@Kka5921Oct 21
Pussy spanking till until he pisses himself
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