Building @TipTopJar • Ex @Adobe @Twitter @Apple 💻 🐈 🏋🏾‍♂️

Leeds ➡️ NYC
Joined August 2010
Life goals: - Speak at NASA ✅
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Need to know who @ZohranKMamdani will you go as for Halloween
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Maxed out fable limit so on opus til Thursday ☹️
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You can tell a man designed this feature
Worst Twitter/x feature ever..got jump scared by this arm stretching across my screen
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I need to be banned from buying stuff on TikTok
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Hamza (Coke Zero stan) retweeted
The elephant never forgets
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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
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Hamza (Coke Zero stan) retweeted
This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art
Using a robot to clean grease from a restaurants kitchen extractor duct 🤖
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What are some emails you’ve gotten from companies that you really liked the look of? 🧐
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If I’m talking to someone and I hear my voice echo I’m hanging up
Another addictive habit, once you start it no going back 😂
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Hamza (Coke Zero stan) retweeted
the older you get the less sugar you want in your coffee
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Going to sleep early and waking up early will really change your life for the better
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Hamza (Coke Zero stan) retweeted
before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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Me organizing our product roadmap
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Tbh I thought ‘Stealth Startup’ was a cool company name until I realized what it meant
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Hamza (Coke Zero stan) retweeted
a lady I have a one sided beef with in office just offered me some honey for my tea
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Met a few people @ a founder networking event who said they work at a “stealth startup” – at New York, NY
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The lash tech industry is an underserved market
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Having to change the way you naturally write just to avoid sounding like AI is so annoying because wdym I can’t use an Oxford comma or an em dash anymore 😭
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Never giving anyone access to my home WiFi ever again
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The only annoying thing about Costco bagels is that they don’t come pre-sliced 😪
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