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Physiologist👩🏾‍⚕️|Blackish🖤|Blessed 😇|social media manager📱|techie 👩🏾‍💻|chess queen♟️|pythonista 🐍

Nigeria
Joined April 2014
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Amen
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In two years, around this time, I’ll be in the UK or USA. Right now I don’t have a visa or any money, but I’ll sort it all out guys, keep watching.
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Rest is actually so hard. Not sleep, but rest. To close your eyes without a single worry on your mind, and to wake up with nothing weighing on your heart. The luxury of existing without the weight of responsibility, uncertainty, or anticipation. You can sleep for eight hours and still wake up exhausted by life. For some, the thought of waking up is itself causes distress. They sleep to escape. Sad stuff.
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It’s talking me days for do my own decor cause I’m decorating for yall 😪but it’s okay @Shalom_HeyEliy @LagosLifeApp @vatarHQ #LagosLife #decoration
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A little sneak peek of the venue! It’s all coming together, and I can’t wait to see you all on Friday Just a little reminder of our colour theme: white, gold or purple. Let’s have some fun with the colours.💜 @Shalom_HeyEliy @LagosLifeApp @vatarHQ #LagosLife #decoration
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In a way, I envy the dead. They no longer have to partake in the tiresome rigours of living.
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Cutting ties with men who serve no meaningful purpose in my life, is liberation. I have no interest in entertaining casual connections with men who cannot do a single thing for me. Especially ones I’ve shared intimacy with in the past. No, we cannot be friends while I’m over here independently carrying all responsibilities and feeling burdened with meeting life’s complexities. I am uninterested in casual exchanges, temporary pleasures, or half-hearted connections. Meet me with intention or don’t meet me at all.
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unpopular for a reason 😤
Unpopular opinion: Ludo is more educational than chess.
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This is the Okafor’s law you should be listening to 👏🏾
The richest people understand the dark arts more than you do. They will use and dump you if you’re not wise. Enjoy.
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Replying to @oldenme
Exactly … life is so simple , it’s not meant to be that deep
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Ground floor done ✅ upstairs to be continued…. @Shalom_HeyEliy @LagosLifeApp
Looks good, except that you didn't really change the layout of the walls, LOVE the antenna room and guest bathroom section tho🙌🔥❤️
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I call this Angry Stew 😂. I found out is the tomatoes that can cause this.
How can I avoid this while making stew? The tomatoes always jumping out of the pot. 😩
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You’re invited to celebrate this special milestone with me! Join me for a night of fun, laughter and celebration. Date: Friday, 13th Time: 9PM Venue: Lagoslife-Abuja Dress Code: White, Gold or Purple. Invite Code: KP3STEN4
🤖 Made with AI
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It’s Friday. I’m not pregnant, I’m not checking anybody’s following list, I’m not analysing texts or behaviours with ChatGPT, and nobody’s son is out here disrupting my peace. Life is actually so good. 😭😂
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Also, I’ve learned to follow a man’s lead. He doesn’t text? Neither do I. He doesn’t call? Neither do I. Then he’s like “I haven’t heard from you.” And I’m like “same.” That usually ends it. I want a man who can and WILL lead. I’ll reciprocate effort, I will not court a man.
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Homem dps de gozar e conseguir aquilo q ele queria
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já aceitei o fato de que eu nunca vou namorar
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The sim vs the player #lagoslife
the sims vs the player 🥹😂😭 (old photo btw)
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As long as I’m childfree my only real job is to be sexy
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When i say I won't settle for less, please,I'm not talking about Man. There's more to life.
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I finally figured out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside, socialize and post pictures of yourself online so people know you exist. Yeah, no.
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